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Ever gotten a call in the middle of the act of kitten killing...

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Sky, sweetie, YOU do not kill kittens; YOU make puppies. Pay attention. And I'm sorry I called at such a bad time.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I would be writing your esteemed publication with a story like this.

I was in the act of killing a kitten (skydiver lingo for jerkin off) when the phone rang. Much to my surprise it was the person I had been fantasizing about while jerkin the gherkin. She must have known what I had been doing or sensed it in my voice because within moments she was at my door wearing leather and carrying a riding crop.

She demanded to know where I was pullin the pud, so I led her to the computer room where I had the pictures that we took of the last rendezvous we had.

She made me bend over the computer chairwhile she gave me lashes for starting without her.

Man, who knew the Librarian could be so hot. She's standing over me as i write this letter with that same riding crop in hand. Gotta go and serve my punishment now.

--Name and Address withheld upon request..


:ph34r::ph34r::D:D

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

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...from the person you were fantasizing about?

Just a random curiosity. :|



You weren't supposed to make that public - I'm embarrased now.:$
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ella falls over choking and gagging


That's what you do best, sweetie:|



Now, you know . . . that could be taken a couple of differnt ways.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I was in the act of killing a kitten (skydiver lingo for jerkin off)


It's got nothing to do with skydiving... and everything to do with the internet, a picture of a kitten and the caption "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." I dunno where it first came from (though somethingawful.com would be a decent guess), but it's at least 3-4 years old...

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That's what you do best, sweetie:|



Now, you know . . . that could be taken a couple of differnt ways.:o

In response to Frenchy? I think not. :|
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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that could be taken a couple of different ways


No. Only one way.:|



Two - at least -

She is so pure and innocent - you know.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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