Best/funniest quotes from DZ.com threads!

[wingnut 0]

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Retold at Rantoul this year!

French Skygod: You must Fuck ass
Darrell: huh?
French Skygod: You must Fuck ass!!
Darrell: I don't understand?
French Skygod: Fuckass! you must fuckass!!
Darrell: Focus!??
French Skygod: That's what I said, you must fuckass!!

that was some funny shit... probly not the time you are talking about , bt i did hear him do it once and it was funny... think it was the couch burning night durring the marshmellow fight....

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[CieloDiosa 0]

OOoooo i remember that!!
my oklahoma sweatshirt still has marshmallow stuck to it
its a memory i just dont wanna forget
HAHAH
that was my favorite rantoul night

~boogie ho!!
pull before impact!
L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA

[wee 0]

I came across something that really made me laugh while searching for something totally unrelated. So, I didn't read the whole thread... but you get the idea after a few pages. My funny quote came from skreamer~

"And I bet when I come off (newbie) status then you'll want to be my bestest friend and I'll be like 'Hey missy, why don't you just go post some more'. Yeah, that'll be sweeeeet!"
...the rest of the thread can be found here.

p.s. oh skreamer, what a large post number you have!
edit: clicky.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

[skreamer 1]

Thanks, glad I wasn't coming over as over-compensating or needy or anything...

[wingnut 0]

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Thanks, glad I wasn't coming over as over-compensating or needy or anything

nope not at all, i was just pissed at this time that the new version came out and i couldn't hang out since i was going on temp duty for 30 days...... heck by that timei came back i think you problyhad 500 posts...lol.......

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[skreamer 1]

Hey, are you going to be making some more of those evil shots of yours at Eloy?

[wingnut 0]

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Hey, are you going to be making some more of those evil shots of yours at Eloy

yup, since i won't have my rv with me this year i'm making them here at home and bringing them down in a cooler...... look for me christmas night....... there will be plenty for everyone... just call me jelloshot-claus... that gives me an idea.... now to find a red pilow case and a fake beard and a red hat.... hahahaha.. i'm gona dress up... lol...

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[sunshine 2]

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yup, since i won't have my rv with me this year i'm making them here at home and bringing them down in a cooler...... look for me christmas night....... there will be plenty for everyone... just call me jelloshot-claus... that gives me an idea.... now to find a red pilow case and a fake beard and a red hat.... hahahaha.. i'm gona dress up... lol...

Damnit, i won't be there for JJello shots.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[wingnut 0]

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i won't be there for JJello shots

he won't be there untillater...... i bet we could try to get someone to reinact it in your memory though......

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[sunshine 2]

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he won't be there untillater...... i bet we could try to get someone to reinact it in your memory though......

NOOOOOO!!!! Only i can do that!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[wingnut 0]

as heard this weekend..... "double J e doubble L o..............though that bastard went home and never came back for the dz christmas party.......

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[FlyinNover 0]

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Sunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway...

My buddy and I were in Germany starting out on our two week bar tour of eastern Europe. I was navigating us towards Prague, and so I made sure to notice all of the road-signs in order to figure out how close we were. I saw a sign for "Ausfahrt", but couldn't find the town on the map. Five miles later I saw another sign for Ausfahrt.

In the US it's common see signs for the same city so far away from each other, so I didn't think anything of it until I saw yet another Ausfahrt sign, twenty miles further. I mentioned to my friend that this must be the longest town in Europe, and he said. . . .

Mike, Ausfahrt means "exit".

---Nover

[PhillyKev 0]

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Mike, Ausfahrt means "exit".

My first guess was that it meant Ass Fart.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Mike, Ausfahrt means "exit".

My first guess was that it meant Ass Fart.

[heidihagen 0]

That's it! I'm tired of that S..T! This is the freakin' internet. Get over it. It's not worth it. Leave me alone. I'm off dz.com. I will never, ever come back. Please take my name off any of the many DD lists there are. Goodbye, you wonderful people. I will not be on this website ever again...

Oooops! I've changed my mind. I'm back!
How are you guys doing? Great website. My name is Frenchy

- take a wild one ...from this thread: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1547038;#1547038

i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce