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"So please, when it you feel the stickiness in your hair and you look up and one of us is emptying a pillow over your head, remember...

We're doing this because we love you."

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Somehow I don't think it came out the way he intended.

aggiedave




BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fucking shit that's funny!

You're right, not quite what I meant, but damnit that's funny!
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Consider this "question":

"Do you think it's a good idea to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork?" -- Sangiro

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My funniest quote ever wasn't in a thread. It happend in the dzcom tent at rantoul 2002. I asked Omri "Are there hotdogs in israel?" The sad part is, i was dead serious. I wanted to know.

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My funniest quote ever wasn't in a thread. It happend in the dzcom tent at rantoul 2002. I asked Omri "Are there hotdogs in israel?" The sad part is, i was dead serious. I wanted to know.



:D:D:D

Sunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway... :$ :ph34r:

Jib ~ Sangiro's quote?

Speedracer ~ Holy cow, the sheep/Clay joke is sooo old. I had no idea!

Aggiedave ~ Lmao! :P

Hookitt ~ Ewww...:S :D

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Sunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway...



Yep. I'm just full of stupid moments. :D

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Sunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway...



Yep. I'm just full of stupid moments. :D



yea i remember on time at an airport:P
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Sunny... stupid moments... NEVER!

Wanna go to New England agian?

Speakers Corner normally has a few good ones from BillVon, PhillyKev and LawRocket.

Most the stuff Ron says is great quotes, not because they are funny, but since he's right.
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GFD from the "What do you like sucked" thread:

"I like it when I'm on top of a guy riding him and ..... It's nice when you slap them hard in the face if they aren't quick enough for you.
I'm not posting this I'm not posting this I'm not posting this.. damn.. I posted it. "

:D:D:D:D:D





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Mouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet"



OK, so maybe I shouldn't have corrected it. It was funny. Ya'll know I can't type because I learned from JTVAL and WINGIE:P

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Most the stuff Ron says is great quotes, not because they are funny, but since he's right.



Hey I have said some stuff people found funny!

Reference my redneck story;)
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Mouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet"



OK, so maybe I shouldn't have corrected it. It was funny. Ya'll know I can't type because I learned from JTVAL and WINGIE:P



If the spell decker on you computer says its spelled correctly than it is.:D:D

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