VanillaSkyGirl 6 #1 December 8, 2004 I just saw one of the funniest sentences that I have ever read in THIS thread. "Woo hoo for waxed cooters!!! " ~ Mindway69 Oh my !!! Anyone else have any gems that they have stumbled upon and would like to share? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 December 8, 2004 Somehow I don't think it came out the way he intended. aggiedave -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #3 December 8, 2004 "So please, when it you feel the stickiness in your hair and you look up and one of us is emptying a pillow over your head, remember... We're doing this because we love you." Posted by $kinflicka --- It would be my new sigline but it's a tad too long.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 December 8, 2004 Mouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 December 8, 2004 Quote Somehow I don't think it came out the way he intended. aggiedave BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fucking shit that's funny! You're right, not quite what I meant, but damnit that's funny!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 December 8, 2004 This one was the All-Purpose Thread! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=301924#301924 a bit more understandable to people who inhabited the old TalkBack forum. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 December 8, 2004 QuoteMouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet" I saw that one earlier today and LMAO!!! Funny as heck typo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #8 December 8, 2004 Consider this "question": "Do you think it's a good idea to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with a hot fork?" -- Sangiro -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 December 8, 2004 My funniest quote ever wasn't in a thread. It happend in the dzcom tent at rantoul 2002. I asked Omri "Are there hotdogs in israel?" The sad part is, i was dead serious. I wanted to know. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #10 December 8, 2004 QuoteMy funniest quote ever wasn't in a thread. It happend in the dzcom tent at rantoul 2002. I asked Omri "Are there hotdogs in israel?" The sad part is, i was dead serious. I wanted to know. Sunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway... Jib ~ Sangiro's quote? Speedracer ~ Holy cow, the sheep/Clay joke is sooo old. I had no idea! Aggiedave ~ Lmao! Hookitt ~ Ewww... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 December 8, 2004 QuoteSunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway... Yep. I'm just full of stupid moments. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #12 December 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteSunny, I also remember reading that you once asked, " What's a food hospital?" after seeing the signs for "food" and "hospital" as you are driving by them on the freeway... Yep. I'm just full of stupid moments. yea i remember on time at an airportif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 December 8, 2004 PhillyKev has some of the best smart ass replies on Speaker's Corner! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 December 8, 2004 Sunny... stupid moments... NEVER! Wanna go to New England agian? Speakers Corner normally has a few good ones from BillVon, PhillyKev and LawRocket. Most the stuff Ron says is great quotes, not because they are funny, but since he's right.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #15 December 8, 2004 Billvon: You're twisting my words! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 December 8, 2004 QuoteSunny... stupid moments... NEVER! Wanna go to New England agian? Yeah, raeford is cool. Let's go back. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 December 8, 2004 GFD from the "What do you like sucked" thread: "I like it when I'm on top of a guy riding him and ..... It's nice when you slap them hard in the face if they aren't quick enough for you. I'm not posting this I'm not posting this I'm not posting this.. damn.. I posted it. " _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #18 December 8, 2004 damm katieif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #19 December 8, 2004 ...was that an inappropriate response to the question? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #20 December 8, 2004 nope just funny need to wipe the dr pepper off the screen nowif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #21 December 8, 2004 John Kallend... -No 'mericans were harmed during the making of this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #22 December 8, 2004 anything said by me is bound to be gold Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 December 8, 2004 QuoteMouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet" OK, so maybe I shouldn't have corrected it. It was funny. Ya'll know I can't type because I learned from JTVAL and WINGIE -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #24 December 8, 2004 QuoteMost the stuff Ron says is great quotes, not because they are funny, but since he's right. Hey I have said some stuff people found funny! Reference my redneck story"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #25 December 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteMouth: "Remind me to buy you a beet" OK, so maybe I shouldn't have corrected it. It was funny. Ya'll know I can't type because I learned from JTVAL and WINGIE If the spell decker on you computer says its spelled correctly than it is. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
