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*** I think men should start shaving their armpit hair also.


I like to braid mine so they look like dreadlocks.
:P:P
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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If we didnt need it, It wouldnt grow

As quoted
"Dear Cecil:

What is the function of pubic hair? This is something everyone seems to have, and just takes for granted. There are bodies that are virtually hairless, except for the pubic area, where suddenly there is a thick and luxurious patch. One explanation for pubic hair is that it acts as a cushion to prevent chafing during intercourse. But this seems unlikely to be true. If it were, we should have a lot of hair on the bottoms of our feet, for certainly we engage more in walking than in intercourse (most of us, anyway). So what is the real answer? --R.R., Baltimore

Dear R.:

I want to say, by way of preface, that I'm not making any of these questions up. You ought to see the ones I don't answer.

Various theories have been advanced regarding the purpose of pubic hair. For example, I have a Smithsonian monograph here--nothing like a little light reading in the john, you know--that presents the novel thesis that pubic and axillary (armpit) hair gives babies something to grab onto. My baby does this, it is true, but then she is 29 years old.

More plausibly it has been suggested that pubic hair helps to retain certain glandular secretions that are supposed to be a powerful aphrodisiac. The nation's indefatigable corps of monkey testers has determined that armpit perfume has a direct stimulatory effect on the primate libido. The alluring fragrance of moldy T-shirts is thus accounted for, I guess. Clearly more scientific research is called for.

--CECIL ADAMS"


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You know that all the sky-guys are wild about your cute self... admit it. You know I'm right.

Next time you are the hills, I will drag you around and make you meet people instead of sitting by the fire. Of course, then the local guys will owe me big-time for introducing them to a hot sky-chica. :)

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***Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb....my friend...nuh uh....no way...dontchu dare

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Hey Katee,
I thought it might start a new fashion trend.
"Yo mon, check out those hangin pits";)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***You know that all the sky-guys are wild about your cute self..


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And a great personality. What more could you want.;);)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***The fact that she doesn't have 12 boyfriends

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She probably has 20 but she's being very coy about it.;);) Smoooth,verrrry smmmoootthhhh.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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***If I even had one, I wouldn't be on here right now. I'd be a) getting my groove on, or b) sleeping after having gotten my groove on.

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See what I mean. You are sooo sly. "Sky Fox"

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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i was on a first date once, and the guy told me he shaved his armpit hair in the summer :S



So you like met this guy at band camp last summer? ;)

I was thinking, maybe not just the armpit hair, but my head also. Then, I'll get a tattoo of the back of my head on the back of my head, except the tattoo would be 2" taller.

Would that make me look taller?

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i was on a first date once, and the guy told me he shaved his armpit hair in the summer :S



So you like met this guy at band camp last summer? ;)

I was thinking, maybe not just the armpit hair, but my head also. Then, I'll get a tattoo of the back of my head on the back of my head, except the tattoo would be 2" taller.

Would that make me look taller?



No would probably make you look like a cone head...
Go for Stephen Wrights full body tattoo only two inches taller:D


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