10 things to say when you are caught sleeping at you rdesk at work!

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10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Holy shit. That's funny!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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My blood sugar got too low........

I need to get immediate medical attention......

(adjourns to the closest saloon)

Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004

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I keep an Aerobed at work... I think i'd be shit out of luck.

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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

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Checking for cracks in my eyelids!


Chuck

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Just say - "Go Away Fucker!"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."

That would have to be my favorite. Thanks for the laughs dude!

Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

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Those were excellent. I'll forget them immediately, but...

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I love those. I swear when i start my next job i'm telling them that oi have Narcolepsy, that when i feel like a nap, no problem!

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