DaGimp 0 #76 March 28, 2005 Quote1 stop only Eat what you can at the 'Y' is that buffet or a-la-carte?"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #77 March 28, 2005 Quoteis that buffet or a-la-carte? Pyke is a Vegetarian so it really doesn’t matter. Of course that might explain why he has been single so long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #78 March 28, 2005 QuotePyke is a Vegetarian so it really doesn’t matter. Does he eat fish though?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #79 March 28, 2005 QuoteOf course that might explain why he has been single so long. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! That was the funniest thing I've heard all day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #80 March 28, 2005 Hey, I don't know about you, but I've never had a "muffin" that was made with meat. He should be fine to eat up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #81 March 28, 2005 QuoteHey, I don't know about you, but I've never had a "muffin" that was made with meat. He should be fine to eat up! Not even your favorite Stud Muffin? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #82 March 28, 2005 Maybe in 1984, I could have said I had a stud muffin . . . nowadays, not so much. Of course, I was only 5 then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #83 March 28, 2005 lmao.. one of my friends uses the phrase "Hottie McYummy Nugget". I want to slap her every time she says that! Blaine and Casie just called. Her interview went very well! Yay!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #84 March 28, 2005 Yeah, and Blaine can't follow instructions. Holy bejeezus! He passed my apartment 6 times, and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. And he was yelling at me, which is why I'm calling him out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #85 March 28, 2005 see the problem is u tried to give him EXACT directions see u cant do that with us guys. just give us a vague idea of where it is, dont worry we'll find it.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #86 March 28, 2005 Quote and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. Now who would make that mistake??! I always make him drive in Atlanta, because I dont know where I'm going. But he never does either. Its always an adventure. (love ya! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #87 March 28, 2005 They're different. It's like my friend who tried to take Highway 16, when the directions said I-16. They're different! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #88 March 28, 2005 You're right. Hey I live off of Old Hickory Blvd in Nashville, but theres one North, East, and South of town. And they DONT connect! Weird... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites base311 0 #89 March 28, 2005 Some atlanta humor - Enjoy!: This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who lives in Atlanta, knows anyone who has ever visited Atlanta or anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia. Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina. All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken and ." Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons, Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree, West Peachtree, Peachtree-Dunwoody, Peachtree-Chamblee, or Peachtree Industrial Boulevard. Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions they will always send you down Peachtree. Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. And even then it's still "Coke." A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?" Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch. It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost...they're just on a scenic drive." The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday. "Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are. A native can only pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue one way, so do not attempt the French or Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on" The fall of raindrop makes everyone forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the TV channels and radio stations as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow. The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy, which starts at 120. Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses - everything - is yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any allergies, you will die. But other than that, it's a great place to live! There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one's ever seen before. "Onced" and "Twiced" are actual words. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner - and, then, there is supper. 'Jeet-jet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?" You install security lights on your house and garage - and then leave both unlocked. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but need 6 pages for local gossip and sports. You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny). Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to Wally World" Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #90 March 28, 2005 QuoteYeah, and Blaine can't follow instructions. Holy bejeezus! He passed my apartment 6 times, and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. And he was yelling at me, which is why I'm calling him out. Whoa...whoa...whoa!!! Since when did this become a "pyke bashing" thread....and if it is...and this is the BEST you can do...then I'm disappointed!! Kelel01 CANNOT give directions for shite. To a friend who has NEVER driven in the city before - she gave these EXACT directions... "Go N/E on Ponce....after you cross N Druid Hills - look for the Krystal and the Jiffy Lube. Turn right on White Blvd" This is what you REALLY had to do... "Head N/E on Ponce...when it splits at East Lake/Ponce - stay to the left. When it splits again at Scott Blvd/Ponce - stay to the left ON SCOTT BLVD. When you pass N Druid Hills be looking for the Krystal & Jiffy Lube....White Blvd is BETWEEN the two..turn right into my complex" Yeah - it's a wonder I got lost...I stayed on Ponce...which went off to the RIGHT at the second split!! Blondes....huh!! Rem - yes, I eat fish. I ate the "fish burger" for lunch..(not kidding) and it was good 'Duh - you stay out of this!! Chaos...you hush...I got just as lost in Nash-vegas with me driving...and you tellin' me where to go...so I don't want to hear about it! And Base311 - when the hell did you start posting?? That's too funny - I wouldn't have expected to see you post on this. Finally - to Jello-Jay.... NOT FUNNY!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #91 March 28, 2005 Thanx for eating fish with me!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #92 March 28, 2005 and wow shes finally on her thread ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #93 March 28, 2005 Sweeet! Now everyone who lurks these forums knows how to get to Kelly's apartment! I dont care if you get lost in Atlanta. You got MAJOR bonus points when you found me at the right bar, all by yourself, on your first visit to Nashville. I was totally surprised! You're still banking on those points so enjoy it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #94 March 28, 2005 Nah, this isn't my thread.....I don't SUCK BALLS~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #95 March 28, 2005 Quote when it splits at East Lake/Ponce - stay to the left. Well now I know why I didnt make it last night. wont be making that mistake twice...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #96 March 28, 2005 buuuuut ur name is in the title of this thread... and I'm confused u eat fish, but dont suck balls? hmm i see i see ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #97 March 28, 2005 Ya know it's just me, here at the apartment, by myself, bored out of my mind with nothing to do (you get the idea)...no tagteamin till Kelly gets home~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #98 March 28, 2005 well if u can tell me how to get there from peachtree, I've been driving in circles since 5 am dammit ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #99 March 28, 2005 LMAO.....ask Blaine, I'm apparently not good with directions! Just look for the Jiffy Lube, turn and turn again and there ya are~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #100 March 28, 2005 LMAO. I see where the error was. I just refer to the road as Ponce, when it turns into Scott Blvd. I should have said "Take Highway 29" . . . and then the rest of it was right! And how many times did you pass that Goddamn Krystal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next Page 4 of 8 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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kelel01 1 #84 March 28, 2005 Yeah, and Blaine can't follow instructions. Holy bejeezus! He passed my apartment 6 times, and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. And he was yelling at me, which is why I'm calling him out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #85 March 28, 2005 see the problem is u tried to give him EXACT directions see u cant do that with us guys. just give us a vague idea of where it is, dont worry we'll find it.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #86 March 28, 2005 Quote and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. Now who would make that mistake??! I always make him drive in Atlanta, because I dont know where I'm going. But he never does either. Its always an adventure. (love ya! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #87 March 28, 2005 They're different. It's like my friend who tried to take Highway 16, when the directions said I-16. They're different! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #88 March 28, 2005 You're right. Hey I live off of Old Hickory Blvd in Nashville, but theres one North, East, and South of town. And they DONT connect! Weird... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #89 March 28, 2005 Some atlanta humor - Enjoy!: This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who lives in Atlanta, knows anyone who has ever visited Atlanta or anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia. Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina. All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken and ." Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons, Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree, West Peachtree, Peachtree-Dunwoody, Peachtree-Chamblee, or Peachtree Industrial Boulevard. Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions they will always send you down Peachtree. Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. And even then it's still "Coke." A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?" Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch. It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost...they're just on a scenic drive." The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday. "Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are. A native can only pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue one way, so do not attempt the French or Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on" The fall of raindrop makes everyone forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the TV channels and radio stations as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow. The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy, which starts at 120. Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses - everything - is yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any allergies, you will die. But other than that, it's a great place to live! There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one's ever seen before. "Onced" and "Twiced" are actual words. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner - and, then, there is supper. 'Jeet-jet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?" You install security lights on your house and garage - and then leave both unlocked. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but need 6 pages for local gossip and sports. You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny). Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to Wally World" Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #90 March 28, 2005 QuoteYeah, and Blaine can't follow instructions. Holy bejeezus! He passed my apartment 6 times, and got on East Ponce instead of Ponce. And he was yelling at me, which is why I'm calling him out. Whoa...whoa...whoa!!! Since when did this become a "pyke bashing" thread....and if it is...and this is the BEST you can do...then I'm disappointed!! Kelel01 CANNOT give directions for shite. To a friend who has NEVER driven in the city before - she gave these EXACT directions... "Go N/E on Ponce....after you cross N Druid Hills - look for the Krystal and the Jiffy Lube. Turn right on White Blvd" This is what you REALLY had to do... "Head N/E on Ponce...when it splits at East Lake/Ponce - stay to the left. When it splits again at Scott Blvd/Ponce - stay to the left ON SCOTT BLVD. When you pass N Druid Hills be looking for the Krystal & Jiffy Lube....White Blvd is BETWEEN the two..turn right into my complex" Yeah - it's a wonder I got lost...I stayed on Ponce...which went off to the RIGHT at the second split!! Blondes....huh!! Rem - yes, I eat fish. I ate the "fish burger" for lunch..(not kidding) and it was good 'Duh - you stay out of this!! Chaos...you hush...I got just as lost in Nash-vegas with me driving...and you tellin' me where to go...so I don't want to hear about it! And Base311 - when the hell did you start posting?? That's too funny - I wouldn't have expected to see you post on this. Finally - to Jello-Jay.... NOT FUNNY!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #91 March 28, 2005 Thanx for eating fish with me!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #92 March 28, 2005 and wow shes finally on her thread ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #93 March 28, 2005 Sweeet! Now everyone who lurks these forums knows how to get to Kelly's apartment! I dont care if you get lost in Atlanta. You got MAJOR bonus points when you found me at the right bar, all by yourself, on your first visit to Nashville. I was totally surprised! You're still banking on those points so enjoy it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #94 March 28, 2005 Nah, this isn't my thread.....I don't SUCK BALLS~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #95 March 28, 2005 Quote when it splits at East Lake/Ponce - stay to the left. Well now I know why I didnt make it last night. wont be making that mistake twice...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #96 March 28, 2005 buuuuut ur name is in the title of this thread... and I'm confused u eat fish, but dont suck balls? hmm i see i see ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #97 March 28, 2005 Ya know it's just me, here at the apartment, by myself, bored out of my mind with nothing to do (you get the idea)...no tagteamin till Kelly gets home~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #98 March 28, 2005 well if u can tell me how to get there from peachtree, I've been driving in circles since 5 am dammit ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #99 March 28, 2005 LMAO.....ask Blaine, I'm apparently not good with directions! Just look for the Jiffy Lube, turn and turn again and there ya are~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #100 March 28, 2005 LMAO. I see where the error was. I just refer to the road as Ponce, when it turns into Scott Blvd. I should have said "Take Highway 29" . . . and then the rest of it was right! And how many times did you pass that Goddamn Krystal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
