Islandcool 0 #1 March 25, 2005 I'm sitting here at my desk and I just asphyxiated myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 March 25, 2005 And you felt the need to share this with us because....? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #3 March 25, 2005 I hope you were alone and didn't asphyxiate the whole office . If you weren't alone, you are now, huh , Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 March 25, 2005 I can really think of better ways to share the skydiving experience with your office mates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #5 March 25, 2005 Nah, he seems to be like that guy that likes to fart and proudly claim it on the way to altitude. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #6 March 25, 2005 QuoteAnd you felt the need to share this with us because....? Because I knew it would draw a wise crack from ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 March 25, 2005 I used to like you, but now im not so sure.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 March 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd you felt the need to share this with us because....? Because I knew it would draw a wise crack from ya. The things you do to get my attention, Ed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 March 25, 2005 QuoteThe things you do to get my attention, Ed. Well.........at least he isn't cutting your pets heads off. Could be worse I suppose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 March 25, 2005 QuoteWell.........at least he isn't cutting your pets heads off. Could be worse I suppose. Um... uh.... Yeah."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 March 25, 2005 QuoteI'm sitting here at my desk and I just asphyxiated myself. So? Time to change the Gerbil then? Did it smell like burnt sperm? Beano, baby! Beano ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 March 25, 2005 Quoteslowly stepping away from Clay Have no fear.........I'm the sanest person I know! Most days.......and I really do have the papers to prove it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #13 March 25, 2005 QuoteI used to like you, but now im not so sure.... oh yeah... Like farting ever stopped you from liking someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #14 March 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm sitting here at my desk and I just asphyxiated myself. So? Time to change the Gerbil then? Did it smell like burnt sperm? Beano, baby! Beano ! Dude... These are pretty good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 March 25, 2005 Yeah, those are the best ones I have. Only the best for you! "(smelling flatulence) Dude! Time to change the Gerbil!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #16 March 25, 2005 LOL. We have a policy in our office - if you have to fart you go to XXXX office and do it. This is a guy we don't like much and deserves to be farted on . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #17 March 25, 2005 The worst part is that I have a home office. I don't respect myself enough I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #18 March 25, 2005 Hey Ed, Are you doin Easter Scrambles? If so I don't wanna be on your team unless I monitor what you eat the night before Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #19 March 25, 2005 'specially if he eats hard boiled eggs. nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #20 March 25, 2005 LOL Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #21 March 25, 2005 QuoteNah, he seems to be like that guy that likes to fart and proudly claim it on the way to altitude. Better than those super floaters (yes I'm referring to turds) who fart, stink up the plane, and then pretend it wasn't them Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 March 25, 2005 QuoteI'm sitting here at my desk and I just asphyxiated myself. What a coincidence. So did I. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrenalinejunki 0 #23 March 25, 2005 Made me laugh __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #24 March 25, 2005 QuoteI'm sitting here at my desk and I just asphyxiated myself. Believe it or not, I -have- smelled a 4-way flyer's fart in freefall. There I was, minding my own business...flying camera for this 4-way team.... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 March 25, 2005 Get it all out of your system before you get on the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
