0
piisfish

Skydiving calendar NSFW

Recommended Posts

Quote

errr are you serious ???

If yes, I'm flattered...



Yep, serious.

Quote

And I didn't see 9 1/2 weeks... Big lack in my cinematographical culture...



You have nooo idea. Kim Bassinger back in the day... Her "doorway" scene is one of the hottest things ever filmed. Definitely worth a trip to the rental store. (Plus, there is a lot of "educational" stuff in there)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

gay

what's gay about it ???

if you do a search for th eFrench Rugby Team Calendar (Les dieux du stade), that's really very gaystethic...

i'm quite :( by the reflections that have been posted till now...

not asking for hurras and compliments on our greek statue looks, but some positive attitude....



What do you expect from a bunch of guy's that like looking, and talking about naked women. can you imagine these people at a beach/park in europe.

In their world looking at almost naked men means their gay if their not offended. it's a american thing. Nothing personnel.

IMO some people are just homophobic.

Got any pictures of good lookin sheep:)
R.I.P.

R.I.P.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Thank GOD for American Men!



Ok I looked at it. Imagine Joan Rivers commenting on it....

"Mars is donning this season's calendar with a FABULOUS new chiffon frock with matching lace by Christain Dior. The chiffon canopy is replete with dacron support lines and ever so accentuates the skydiver wearing it. A perfect evening gown for after-dropzone activities."


"Avril: Where would you be without a workout towel admiring your new skydiving container? In a dropzone with crown modlding interiors, no less!"

Mai is too gay I'm not even gonna try it.

"Aout: Where would you be without wool needpad covers for those times when you need to close your main... naked."

"Novembre: These new Gargoyle Chanel sunglasses are great when inserting a suppository with my underwear on!"

:D

____________________________________________________________
I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
EEEeeew!!!!

.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The calendar was a cute idea, I thought February was the best shot and pose...

In my VERY humble opinion the poses would come off better if the men weren't smiling...and didn't look like they were posing; most 'stud' kind of calendars have pics that look like the camera person could have walked up on the guy when he happened to be doing something naked, and something just 'happened' to cover the essentials...:$

The guitar pic worked too though...:ph34r:

And I LOVED the jumper going out the window on the last page! :D;)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Sweetie, most of the poses are just TOO FEMININE. For heaven's sake, even I feel more macho than these guys! :ph34r:



Its not just the pose, real men have body hair its a fact since cave man times. What you have there is not for the ladies but for gay skydivers on extasy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Looks like a femur to me.



You can tell skydivers are a close knit:P group when we can I.D a person by their scars:)
I saw the scar and immediatly thought of "Frankenass" The guy who almost sucessfully swooped the hanger at Rantoul.[:/]

R.i.P.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

The calendar was a cute idea, I thought February was the best shot and pose...

In my VERY humble opinion the poses would come off better if the men weren't smiling...and didn't look like they were posing; most 'stud' kind of calendars have pics that look like the camera person could have walked up on the guy when he happened to be doing something naked, and something just 'happened' to cover the essentials...:$

The guitar pic worked too though...:ph34r:

And I LOVED the jumper going out the window on the last page! :D;)


thanks for february:$:$:$
and many thanks for the very constructive critics, exactly what I wanted to hear in order to make a better one next year...

This one was a VERY quick first experiment... Now we can progress...
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

thanks for february:$:$:$
and many thanks for the very constructive critics, exactly what I wanted to hear in order to make a better one next year...

This one was a VERY quick first experiment... Now we can progress...



Since you asking for constuctive stuff I went back and took a second peak..... really just a quickie because you asked.

I think different people will have their favorite month based on their personal ideas of what a hunk is, I sure wouldn't feel comfortable having my pic taken like that:$ what would my mom think:)

The guitar strap was funny and Mai was definitly getting into it with that big canopy and showed a fun personality.

BTW my 30th wedding anniversery is in 18 days so don't worry about me stalking you all.... really trust me:). But some of the skychicks otoh:P

Let us know if any of the guy's start getting special attention.

R.I.P.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Thank GOD for American Men!



You obviously don't go to wal-marts:ph34r:



Wal-mart greeter

You mean this guy? 65 years old... :S

Quote

MUSCATINE, Iowa (AP) - A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers.

Dean Wooten, 65, was accused of greeting customers with a computer-generated photo of himself in which he appeared to be naked - except for a carefully placed Wal-Mart bag - and of telling customers that Wal-Mart was cutting costs and the sack was the company's new uniform.

A supervisor at the Muscatine store where Wooten had worked for seven years told him to knock it off after customers complained. He was fired five days later, in September, after he displayed the photo again.

Wooten's application for unemployment compensation was rejected by an administrative law judge who said "a reasonable person would know the act of showing a naked body wearing a Wal-Mart sack would not be good for the employer's business."

Wooten said he did not see the harm in the photo, which he said was made by a friend who spliced a picture of Wooten's head on to a shot of another man's body.

"When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing," he said.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
except me all are french, some post on DZ.com... Jacqueslevrai (august) and Chan (April, and last pic from the window) also post here, mainly on the french forum.

And also on www.wuza.com, the french skydiving forum, with an english forum for all your questions in english...

The other people can all be found on Wuza and your commentaries on that website are welcome too...
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0