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What the hell is gigglecorn?



Well I didn't know what it was either until this morning. It's sort of like popcorn but it doesn't pop when you get it hot. Instead it pops when you giggle. I saw it on tv this morning.

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Get ya some Microwave Pork Rinds

No shit I was on the popcorn isle in Wal-Mart and there they were.. microwave pork rinds!!

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4. What can I do to create the perfect Pork Rind experience for the girl I love?

The first thing that you have to do is prepare ahead of time so that you are not fumbling around when she is ready to experience the joy and beauty of Pork Rinds. I recommend cutting open a bag of Microwaveable Pork Rinds before hand, and pouring the unbursted contents into a champagne glass. Have a microwave that you can watch the contents through, and put a single pork rind in it. With her at your side you should turn the microwave on for about a minute and a half, and watch together. The Pork Rind will grow before your eyes. Remove it from the microwave when it has grown to its fullest extent, and give it to her to eat while it is still hot and rubbery. After that take several more Pre-Pork Rinds and make a heart out of them. Put them in the microwave for a longer period of time (this will depend on your microwave), and you can watch the heart grow, and writhe as your love for each other also does. If this girl is truly special you may want to put a ring on an unexpanded Pork Rind, and cook it before hand so that you can honor her with a truly special and memorable Pork Rind Experience.





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What the hell is gigglecorn?



Well I didn't know what it was either until this morning. It's sort of like popcorn but it doesn't pop when you get it hot. Instead it pops when you giggle. I saw it on tv this morning.



Pop Rocks with a new name?
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Pop Rocks with a new name?



No no no. Pop Rocks MAKE you giggle. This stuff needs your giggles to pop.

C'mon! I can't believe no one can find them! I'm going to call that cartoon network and tell them their cartoons lie.

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