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kansasskydiver

What's your vice?

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So ok I was watching Down to You last night with a friend and it inspired me to write this thread?

What's your vice? Not the normal stuff like smoking, drinking, sex etc... Go ahead, let it out. I'd say mine would have to be drawing people's attention. I like being the center of the group and in control. If that doesn't count, then drinking, smoking and sex:ph34r:

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vice1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vs)
n.

An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit.
A serious moral failing.
Wicked or evil conduct or habits; corruption.
Sexual immorality, especially prostitution.

A slight personal failing; a foible: the vice of untidiness.
A flaw or imperfection; a defect.
A physical defect or weakness.
An undesirable habit, such as crib-biting, in a domestic animal.

Vice A character representing generalized or particular vice in English morality plays.
A jester or buffoon.


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I have many vices.

1) Tops of the list, I am a lawyer
2) I never drink to excess, but drink often.
3) I can cuss up a storm
4) I bottle in emotions until critical mass is reached, thereby releasing a spew of venom and ash that can be barely overheard by someon in the next room
5) I don't do any exercise that is not fun
6) I occasionally forget to wash my hands after the potty
7) I procrastinate (I'll tell you more about that later)
8) I go for long periods where I break my vow of consistent coitus
9) I always drive the speed limit.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I have many vices.

1) Tops of the list, I am a lawyer
2) I never drink to excess, but drink often.
3) I can cuss up a storm
4) I bottle in emotions until critical mass is reached, thereby releasing a spew of venom and ash that can be barely overheard by someon in the next room
5) I don't do any exercise that is not fun
6) I occasionally forget to wash my hands after the potty
7) I procrastinate (I'll tell you more about that later)
8) I go for long periods where I break my vow of consistent coitus
9) I always drive the speed limit.



10) I make lists.
:)

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I have many vices.

1) Tops of the list, I am a lawyer
2) I never drink to excess, but drink often.
3) I can cuss up a storm
4) I bottle in emotions until critical mass is reached, thereby releasing a spew of venom and ash that can be barely overheard by someon in the next room
5) I don't do any exercise that is not fun
6) I occasionally forget to wash my hands after the potty
7) I procrastinate (I'll tell you more about that later)
8) I go for long periods where I break my vow of consistent coitus
9) I always drive the speed limit.



10) I make lists.
:)


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My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I have many vices.

.......I bottle in emotions until critical mass is reached, thereby releasing a spew of venom and ash that can be barely overheard by someone in the next room)



Me too......I blew up last night though - someone just had to PUSH that little button......BOOOOM!!

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