livendive 8 #1 April 1, 2005 One of our local jumpers is going through a break-up and a job search at the same time and is staying at my house for a couple months while he gets things straightened out. He's a good guy & all, but I'd kind of gotten used to living by myself. Anyhow, he left this afternoon for the weekend. I've got my house to myself for two days and two nights! YEAH! I'm gonna go rent some porn to watch on my new hi-def TV and buy a bunch of beer and food and then camp out naked on my couch for 48 hours! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 April 1, 2005 QuoteYEAH! I'm gonna go rent some porn to watch on my new hi-def TV and buy a bunch of beer and food and then camp out naked on my couch for 48 hours! So the dating thing is working out eh? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteYEAH! I'm gonna go rent some porn to watch on my new hi-def TV and buy a bunch of beer and food and then camp out naked on my couch for 48 hours! So the dating thing is working out eh? I'm my own best date...I always put out when I want me to and I leave myself alone when I'm not in the mood. Actually, I'm supposed to have a date tonight with a pretty hot chick, but I don't even care if I get stood up now, cuz with the house to myself, I have options! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #4 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYEAH! I'm gonna go rent some porn to watch on my new hi-def TV and buy a bunch of beer and food and then camp out naked on my couch for 48 hours! So the dating thing is working out eh? I'm my own best date...I always put out when I want to and I leave myself alone when I'm not in the mood. Blues, Dave ROFL!!! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 April 1, 2005 Quote[I'm my own best date...I always put out when I want me to and I leave myself alone when I'm not in the mood. Will you sleep in the wet spot?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 April 1, 2005 um...please don't text message me tonight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 April 1, 2005 Will you sleep in the wet spot? _______________________ Guys, think they have it so bad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 April 1, 2005 QuoteWill you sleep in the wet spot? This isn't about me. This is about Dave's best date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 April 1, 2005 Quoteum...please don't text message me tonight. damn, chick. my thoughts exactly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 April 1, 2005 I knew that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 April 2, 2005 QuoteThis isn't about me. This is about Dave's best date. Hey, I meet most of my required attributes! Funny - check Intelligent - check Kind - check Honest - check Good looking - ok, not so much, but if I can drink a fat chick skinny, maybe there's still hope with lots of alcohol, a full-length mirror, and a "tuck" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 April 2, 2005 Quoteum...please don't text message me tonight. OK, I'll just call. You can, like, tell me to leave or something. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
