wildblue 7 #1 March 31, 2005 Seriously. 9pm, street's almost empty (no traffic to be seen at least) I even crossed at the crosswalk. It was one of those crosswalks in the middle of the block deal. He claims the light was green while I was in the street. Seriously... these dipshits have nothing better to do? Hopefully he works the evenings on a regular basis and I get an early morning court date - I work 2 blocks from the courthouse, I'll fight it just for giggles.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #2 March 31, 2005 fight fight fight. you will win. question the officer if he looked at the calibration of the lights.... "so, officer, did you check to see if the lights were calibrated properly? no? so exactly how do you know that the light was green when i was in the intersection?" As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 March 31, 2005 Hehehe...! I got one 2 years ago. $63.00! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #4 March 31, 2005 BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* *breathe* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can you feel the sympathy yet?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 March 31, 2005 OMG, that is the funniest thing ever. I'm dying over here. Kris i need CPR. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 March 31, 2005 Mouth to mouth? Heh...Seth, you're gifted, my friend.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 March 31, 2005 I'm still fuckin laughing. Let's all call seth and laugh on his voicemail. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #8 March 31, 2005 Are you now too broke to come jump Sunday? As for the ticket ask the officer if he could hold your hand while crossing the street since you are not allowed to cross the street alone yet. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #9 March 31, 2005 One of Jen and mine's trips to Florida we witnessed a jaywalker getting hit by a passing car. Not pretty as all the other cars just kept going.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 March 31, 2005 these dipshits have nothing better to do? *** He didn't stop ya for j walkin' just how he's gonna cover the "interview" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #11 March 31, 2005 Years ago almost as soon as I had moved out West hidden police-Stasi's from the wonderful Village of Westwood, CA awarded me 2 jaywalking tickets within, like, a week for crossing empty boulevards. That should have been my cue to pull up stakes immediately and acknowledge the sad forelorn socialist reality that remains the Peoples (Democratic) Republic of Ka-lee-forn-ication. It took a few years, but even I realized "God what a mess it is," got out of that place and saved my soul. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #12 March 31, 2005 QuoteCan you feel the sympathy yet? No.... no one has given me ((((((VIBES))))) yet This has got to be the stupidest thing ever. They were handing them out left and right to people NOT crossing at the crosswalks - I saw at least 4 other people getting tickets too. That I can almost understand. But I was crossing at an actual crosswalk. Ya know, if the light turned green or something and that's a 'bad thing' then give me a warning. Quote Are you now too broke to come jump Sunday? Depends... I have to call tomorrow to find out what the fine is. If it's more than $15-20, I'm going to court for it. That's just stupid. QuoteIt took a few years, but even I realized "God what a mess it is," got out of that place and saved my soul. I know this place is fucked beyond hope, but this one takes the cake.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #13 March 31, 2005 Good luck with the court case! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #14 March 31, 2005 running wasn't an option? my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 March 31, 2005 I say its time the authorities crack down on this afull crime. Throw him in the brig I say! THROW HIM IN THE BRIG!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #16 March 31, 2005 ({[]}) I'm here to support you in your time of crisis. In fact I have found a get well gift just for you... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #17 March 31, 2005 QuoteI'm here to support you in your time of crisis. Awww thanks! It's so nice to know that all my great friends here in dz.com are here to support me in my time of need. I'll be setting up a paypal account and accepting donations for my legal fund shortly. You guys are the bestest!!! (((HUGS))) I just called, it's a $70 fine. Eh, I'll make 'em at least work for it! Off to court I go! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 March 31, 2005 QuoteOff to court I go! Call the judge a asshat and spit on him... Its sure to help with a good insanity plea...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 March 31, 2005 Awwwww.....poor S!!!!! You really should've taken the picture of the cops doing the exact same thing they ticketed you for 2 minutes after they wrote the ticket...There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerock 1 #20 March 31, 2005 Yea but, the cops are exempt from their own laws, haven't you EVER seen any cop movies? -R QuoteAwwwww.....poor S!!!!! You really should've taken the picture of the cops doing the exact same thing they ticketed you for 2 minutes after they wrote the ticket... You be the king and I'll overthrow your government. --KRS-ONE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #21 March 31, 2005 Cal him a dip shit in court I dare you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #22 March 31, 2005 QuoteCal him a dip shit in court I dare you That would de disrespectful, and wouldn't get me anywhere. But I appreciate the suggestion, sir.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #23 March 31, 2005 You can call him one behind his back why cant you do it to his face? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #24 March 31, 2005 QuoteYou can call him one behind his back why cant you do it to his face? I would, just not in court. Trust me, if I see him outside of court, after my court date, I will let him know exactly what I think about a glorified rent-a-cop handing out 20-30 $70 jaywalking tickets to a bunch of college students at 9:00 at night on a deserted street..... sir.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #25 March 31, 2005 I hope that you are given a life sentence so that you can mull over your insane criminal behavoir. Your kind cannot and should not be tolorated. If I were the judge, I would order a severe caning across your chest so you could see it coming."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
