skydiverbc 0 #1 April 5, 2005 if i was the creator.... every woman in the world have the perfect guy of their dreams.... every parachute would open without worry of malfunction...... if i was the creator...... beer would be available just much as soda, and it would be mandatory for all stores to carry it.... even them little c-stores. and there would be no dry counties.... feel free to add your own stuff...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #2 April 5, 2005 skydiving would be free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #3 April 5, 2005 Quoteskydiving would be free There would be no skydiving... as there would be no gravity. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #4 April 5, 2005 Okay, I'll play. Farts wouldn't stink. All days would be a good hair day. The weather would never drop below 70 or go above 90. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 5, 2005 No one would ever have a need to get angry or be sad. (Of course, the bad days/experiences always make you appreciate the good ones.) There would be no hangovers. The world would live in peace. Everyone would appreciate the differences in people and not be so quick to judge them based on nationality, sexuality, color, or religion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 April 5, 2005 No child would be without love. Vehicles would run on water. The concept of self-respect and respect for others would be universally taught. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #8 April 5, 2005 A few more... You wouldn't have to worry about shaving. There would be no "flu season" Your butt would look good in everything you wear. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #9 April 5, 2005 dayum i think you have become my new best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #10 April 5, 2005 I was the creator everyone would be my bitch. Hey I am the creator right. Know your roll where is my BJ and BLT. NOW I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 April 5, 2005 if i was the creator i would have a giant shrine erected besides the road in every state, if posible next to the big boy statues cuz those are cool....... oh and jump tickets would be only a dollar... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #12 April 5, 2005 The weather would never drop below 70 or go above 90. Hey, until this year I lived in a place like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #13 April 5, 2005 It would never rain in Florida on the weekends. I would be able to travel anywhere in the world just by pushing a little button Everyone would be respectful and the world would be filled with love instead of hatred*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #14 April 5, 2005 Cars would run on water. 50 Cent would be pimp-slapped on a daily basis. I would not be allergic to cats. Kids would not get smacked around by their parents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 April 5, 2005 QuoteCars would run on water. 50 Cent would be pimp-slapped on a daily basis. I would not be allergic to cats. Kids would not get smacked around by their parents. I already covered two of those, but the cat allergy one is good. I wouldn't have those or any allergies. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #16 April 5, 2005 Human flight would be the primary mode of transportation. All government and religion would be done away with (yes even belief in me), and therefore, almost having peace on earth with the exception of the occasional natural born asshole......in which case they'd one day wake up with a pineapple in their ass, not only giving them what they deserve but also serving as a form of identification to let the opposite sex know that the pineapple stuffed person is not fit for reproduction. Every city would look like a paradise in whatever climate it was in. If it was near the equator, it'd look like Bora Bora. If it was somewhere really cold, it'd look like the North Pole. Etc.....etc....etc..... Humans would be like penguins. They would know their life mate the second they saw them, and would spend the rest of their lives being happy together. Dating and heartbreak would be a thing of the past. Ostriches wouldn't exist. Vicious fuckers, I tell you. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 April 5, 2005 QuoteOstriches wouldn't exist. Vicious fuckers, I tell you. You'll have to ban dust too then. No ostriches - no cute little feather dusters those French maids like. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 April 5, 2005 I wouldn't have to have a secret crush on someone "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #19 April 5, 2005 pray tell?who is the lucky person Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #20 April 5, 2005 Quote...the exception of the occasional natural born asshole......in which case they'd one day wake up with a pineapple in their ass, not only giving them what they deserve but also serving as a form of identification to let the opposite sex know that the pineapple stuffed person is not fit for reproduction. OMG! i can't stop laughing at this statement!!! TOO FUNNY Jason!!! mel's world: everyone could see the humor and beauty in all the small things ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #21 April 5, 2005 There would be no income tax so that the IRS wouldn't be able to come after me for THOUSANDS of dollars and bend me over and not even use lube... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #22 April 5, 2005 Quoteif i was the creator.... every woman in the world have the perfect guy of their dreams.... every parachute would open without worry of malfunction...... if i was the creator...... beer would be available just much as soda, and it would be mandatory for all stores to carry it.... even them little c-stores. and there would be no dry counties.... feel free to add your own stuff...... if I WERE the creator (the subjunctive. Learn it. Love it. Live it. )Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 April 5, 2005 Quotepray tell?who is the lucky person Nope! If I said who it was it wouldn't be a secret anymore, now would it? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #24 April 5, 2005 what a better way to break the ice though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #25 April 5, 2005 ... Amanduh and I would have our commune, where all the hot girls would live, and all the cute boys would hang out. ... There would be reservoirs filled with good beer, free for the taking. ... Jumps would cost $1 each, which would go straight to the pilot for a tip for extra altitude. ... Every day would be blue skies, sunny, with no winds, except Monday... the day of rest. Mondays would have HUGE thunderstorms which would be perfect for sleeping all day through with the windows open to listen to the rain.... and cuddling with that special someone. ... Everyone would get along great and all cheaters would be sent to live on a private island in the middle of nowhere, infested by big ugly wooly mamoths. (or something ) ... oh, and there would be no more war. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
