BillyVance 35 #1 April 5, 2005 A drunk had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called...you left your wheelchair there again." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #2 April 5, 2005 That's just wrong!!! ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #3 April 5, 2005 lol! That's great! You have way too much time on your hands Billy! Where do you get this stuff?! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 April 5, 2005 OMG!! No, your avatar is what's wrong! Bwahahaha! Ice Ice baby! Too cold! "I told you, my name is RUPERT!! Not Vanilla Ice!!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 5, 2005 Quotelol! That's great! You have way too much time on your hands Billy! Where do you get this stuff?! I have a pretty good network of joke-sharing co-workers... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 April 5, 2005 QuoteThat's just wrong!!! I'm a Mog, half man, half dog.....I'm my own best friend... Ain't that quote supposed to say "Mawg"? At least that's what actor John Candy said in the movie "Space Balls".... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 April 5, 2005 If it is, then shouldn't it also say half-man, half-dawg? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 April 5, 2005 Sick... but hilarious! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
