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Are you a bed hog?

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I am a parasite. I leech onto to the body next to me and stay on all night. :D His body? My body. >:( At least for that night. :D If he doesn't like it? Tough, he'll just have to sex me off then. :)
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I am a parasite. I leech onto to the body next to me and stay on all night. :D His body? My body. >:( At least for that night. :D If he doesn't like it? Tough, he'll just have to sex me off then. :)



At least having sex does increase the temperature in the room... nothing wrong with that at all.
Waking up at 3am, cold... lots of ways to "warm up" ;) besides just being a bedhog... but, if also feeling lazy, then just taking up the same actual coordinates is an option too.

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"I'm DUH - Exception to the rules" in all of your future polls.
;):D:D




That was so, SO CHEESY.....

that I LOVE IT!!!!! You're such a dork....gawd I love that 'bout cha!:D

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

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(so, would you complain about the bed hog then?!)



I was once told by a lady friend that the way to tell if your man was a real man is to stick your icey cold feet on him, and if he doesnt complain, he's a real man! :ph34r:

I'm as real as it gets! :D

Actually, after some warming up, both karen and I like to sleep on the edge of the bed, so we're not bed hogs...

Now, blanket hogs, thats another story! lol
Remster

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I have icy feet and ass. :D




icy feet i can handle....icy asses i hate just for the fact that women like to put there naked icy asses on you naked warm.........whatever.........


im not a hog....and i am quite the warm body in bed, a human heater.
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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I have icy feet and ass. :D




icy feet i can handle....icy asses i hate just for the fact that women like to put there naked icy asses on you naked warm.........whatever.........


im not a hog....and i am quite the warm body in bed, a human heater.

I spit out a frozen blueberry on that one. ROFLMAO...:D
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A "hot pocket" perhaps? ;):D



why yes.....i have been refered to as a hot pocket a time or two.....how ever did you guess????? :D:D:D




tell it how it is????? i think you get the idea......so do other...hence the spitting of the frozen blueberry......why would you be eating frozen blueberrys anyway???? arent htey better thawed??
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Think about it, if we were sleeping with each other, we'd freeze to death!




guess i'll just have to climb in the middle.......on second thought.....i dont think i can handle two icy asses at the same time :P
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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I totally understand, Ella, my dear. I also have the dreaded icy feet and bum problem. It's a good thing that men are nice and hot in bed. At least, my man is! Think about it, if we were sleeping with each other, we'd freeze to death! :$ :D

Rosa!! I know you innocently said that but...
You just gave a few guys quite the image in their naughty little brains girlie!! :S :D
And we both exactly where 'those' brains would be located!! :)
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