"Hold the sausage please"

[cocheese 0]

Funny story
Burger King Drive thru.. 10 am this morning.
Me : I'll have a #6... hold the sausage please.
(I immediately know i said the wrong thing)
Speaker: ( sounds like Marge Simpson of "The Simpsons"
.... "Ok number six and what would you like to drink with that ?"
Me : Coffee .. Black please.
Speaker : .."And how long do you want me to hold your sausage ? "
Me : (Speachless and trying to think of a funny but politically correct come back.. just starts laughing..... "Omit the sausage please"
Speaker : Blah blah pull up.
The rest of the story just made me want to drive away without my food.
Now if that was me saying that to her.... we would have a national lawsuit on my ass.
But it was kind of funny.
So the moral of the story is ..... ????

[hungarianchick 0]

"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."

[weegegirl 2]

that must have fullfilled your every fantasy cocheese!

[mnealtx 0]

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So the moral of the story is ..... ????

When men talk dirty to women...it's harassment.

When women talk dirty to men... it's $3.99/minute.





























But.... did you get her to hold your sausage?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[freeflir29 0]

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"And how long do you want me to hold your sausage ? "

Until it's not hard anymore.

[jumper03 0]

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So the moral of the story is ..... ????

just eat the damn sausage?

Scars remind us that the past is real

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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So the moral of the story is ..... ????

just eat the damn sausage?

[mnealtx 0]

Go for it, Ro!!!! Cut loose!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[cocheese 0]

I think i know the joke if it happened at Rantoul.
Spill it Ro.

[freeflir29 0]

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I think i know the joke if it happened at Rantoul.

Dude.........how long have you been skydiving? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT RANTOUL!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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I think i know the joke if it happened at Rantoul.

Dude.........how long have you been skydiving? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT RANTOUL!

[cocheese 0]

do you guys want to hear the sausage joke that will make you spit your drink on your screen ?

[mnealtx 0]

Yah, go for it...

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[WrongWay 0]

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The rest of the story just made me want to drive away without my food.

Come on, don't leave us hangin here!!! Tell!!

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[skysprite 0]

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The rest of the story just made me want to drive away without my food.

Come on, don't leave us hangin here!!! Tell!!

Agreed! Tell!

~skysprite

[cocheese 0]

Let's just say i lost my appetite and was embarrassed.
Moving on...

[masterrig 1]

NO, NO! You can't leave us hangin' here! Whaddya tryin' to do? Puuullleeeeezzzzeeeee... tell us the rest of the story!? We won't laugh at you!

(((straightens-up, harrumph, sniff, snort)))
I don't need ta hear the resta no stinkin' story!


Chuck

[Evelyn 0]

From reading your post I would think it would take a lot to embarass you....so I'm really looking forward to hearing what could embarass cocheese

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller

[cocheese 0]

Stop it, you are embarrassing me.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Stop it, you are embarrassing me.

Yeah!

Sure!

Uh huh

I believe you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Let's just say i lost my appetite and was embarrassed.
Moving on...

The Burger King lady embarrassed Cocheese? Wow, I find that hard to believe. I guess everyone is going to pry that joke or whatever happened between him and the Burger Kind lady out of him, eventually, so I won't even ask. I wouldn't want to pry.

As for Rantoul, I had that thick Rantoul sausage every day for lunch because I LOVE sausage. Saying that I LOVE SAUSAGE has two meanings, since my private nickname for my BF, Spencer is "Sausage". I always think of him when I hear that word. I wouldn't call the big sausage reference a joke, but maybe it's something for men to be jealous of...lol! I remember missing my BF's company while I was in Rantoul, yes that's right...so I guess that tells you a whole hell of a lot about how I feel about my BF.
Now, if we only knew about Cocheese's full Burger King drive-through "sausage" experience...

[Vallerina 2]

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning