mnealtx 0 #26 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou broke out the leash and the ball-gag on the first date again, didn't you? I had to. She kept nipping at me ALL night! Damn near gave my monitor a Sprite bath on that one!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #27 April 7, 2005 Okay got a come back now!! Women are like... the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. Women are like... computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. Women are like... Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. Women are like... horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. Women are like... parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. Women are like... fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. Women are like... political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Women are like... refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. Women are like... blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. Women are like... country western songs They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #28 April 7, 2005 Thanks for that...I replied with all these to the person who sent me the original email7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
