pop 0 #1 April 7, 2005 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #2 April 7, 2005 ...But they still seem to like us and our money... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #3 April 7, 2005 Quote 3. Men are like ..... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. MANY women I know don't seem to get that one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #4 April 7, 2005 Men marry the women they see when they say "I do." Women marry the men they think they can guilt trip into the man they want them to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 April 7, 2005 QuoteMen marry the women they see when they say "I do." Women marry the men they think they can guilt trip into the man they want them to be. OMFG this is goign to get violent here in a bit.. [steps away from the computer] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 April 7, 2005 Man, do I feel bad for poor DM! Women, ya can't live with us, and ya can't shoot us - I tell ya, what youse guys have to go through... makes me wanna cry for you. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #7 April 7, 2005 Actually I'm happily in love with the girl of my dreams. I just made it clear that I did not consider myself to be a work-in-progress any more than she considered herself to be. Sounds fair? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 April 7, 2005 Did she try to change you in the first place? I suppose it's fair. But you don't consider yourself a work-in-progress? I thought that's what life was? One big work-in-progress. I know I am. 'Course, I'm my own work, not someone else's - and I'm not working on anyone but me (I think my boyfriend is wonderful just as he is, but if he wants to change himself, it's up to him!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #9 April 7, 2005 We're in agreement. Just apparently did not make myself clear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 April 7, 2005 QuoteWomen, ya can't live with us, and ya can't shoot us Huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 April 7, 2005 QuoteWe're in agreement. Just apparently did not make myself clear. Yay! We agree! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWomen, ya can't live with us, and ya can't shoot us Huh? I's jus' bein' silly you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 April 7, 2005 QuoteMan, do I feel bad for poor DM! Women, ya can't live with us, and ya can't shoot us - I tell ya, what youse guys have to go through... makes me wanna cry for you. No, no.... can't live with 'em...can't teach sheep to cook... Although I hear Clay is working on that... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 April 7, 2005 QuoteAlthough I hear Clay is working on that... Dude.........if lamb chops could cook and get me beers.......I think I'd have a keeper. QuoteI's jus' bein' silly Yeah........I see all these guys that are on trial for killing their wives or ex-wives. My reaction.......fry em! Cause if I haven't shot my ex-wife then by God nobody else gets to kill their's either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 April 7, 2005 Quote Dude.........if lamb chops could cook and get me beers.......I think I'd have a keeper. Just watch out for them camels, man.... they're friggin NASTY animals!! Bite ya for nothin or spit at ya....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #16 April 7, 2005 even I think that's funny!!! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #17 April 7, 2005 Think its worth submitting this picture again Nigel-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #18 April 7, 2005 oooooooooou, thanks for the idea Nigel, I think I may go ahead and start a controversial topic over in Speaker's Corner Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #19 April 7, 2005 QuoteThink its worth submitting this picture again Nigel BWBAHAHAHAHAHA...I love that one!!! MAke s me crack up every single time.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #20 April 7, 2005 I just done a google search for 'Women are like' to try and find a come back and this was one of the first things that came up! pretty disturbing! http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2005-03-15/hussain-pmates-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 April 7, 2005 QuoteBite ya for nothin or spit at ya.... I know a few women that are just like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #22 April 7, 2005 that's just a little weird if ya ask me what, did they make it because some girl was complaining she wanted to pee just like a man--that it wasn't fair men got to pee standing up?? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #23 April 7, 2005 QuoteI just done a google search for 'Women are like' to try and find a come back and this was one of the first things that came up! pretty disturbing! http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2005-03-15/hussain-pmates WOW!!! I dotn know what to say to that article. I guess....Congrats to all the women who like peeing standing up!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteBite ya for nothin or spit at ya.... I know a few women that are just like that! You broke out the leash and the ball-gag on the first date again, didn't you? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 April 7, 2005 QuoteYou broke out the leash and the ball-gag on the first date again, didn't you? I had to. She kept nipping at me ALL night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
