sunshine 2 #1 April 7, 2005 Not sure what just happened, but something blew thru my apartment. Now my ass hurts and all i saw was a big green hard shell. What could have possibly happened here? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 April 7, 2005 QuoteNot sure what just happened, but something blew thru my apartment. Now my ass hurts and all i saw was a big green hard shell. What could have possibly happened here? Turtlespeed!! What the heck did you do?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 April 7, 2005 Waddn't me. Where is Shirly McLaine when I need her?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 April 7, 2005 I'm guessing Turtlespeed just gave you a visitI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #5 April 7, 2005 Coulda been a rat in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underoos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 7, 2005 Waddn't me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 April 7, 2005 Hehe, i dunno what it was. It all happened so fast and hard. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 April 7, 2005 QuoteHehe, i dunno what it was. It all happened so fast and hard. waddn't THAT fastI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 April 7, 2005 Now if was a RED flash.. and you had a RED ASS.... I could see it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 April 7, 2005 QuoteHehe, i dunno what it was. It all happened so fast and hard. Are you sure it wasn't Flash masquerading as a Ninja Mutant Turtle and gave you a super quick whambamthankyoumaam?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #11 April 7, 2005 Oh, it couldn't have been me. I would have been there for at leats 45 seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 April 7, 2005 I would suggest some WD-40There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 April 7, 2005 QuoteI would suggest some WD-40 Or KY jelly? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #14 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteI would suggest some WD-40 Or KY jelly? I don't know...she's been pretty squeaky!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 April 7, 2005 Hmmm, maybe it was Dumpster. He's over in GSD talking about some trouble with a hard opening. Now his ribs hurt? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 April 7, 2005 QuoteHmmm, maybe it was Dumpster. He's over in GSD talking about some trouble with a hard opening. Now his ribs hurt? My left boobie hurts. Maybe I should start a thread on that. It would go well with the 'drama queen' thread...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 April 7, 2005 I'm not a woman, so I'm not totally sure; but I do believe it is more pleasurable if you stick the dildo in the other hole. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 April 7, 2005 QuoteI'm not a woman, so I'm not totally sure; but I do believe it is more pleasurable if you stick the dildo in the other hole. Chris LOL!! Or use more KY, or sump'n.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #19 April 7, 2005 Did you forget the Astroglide? P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #20 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteHehe, i dunno what it was. It all happened so fast and hard. waddn't THAT fastLMAO, Turtle if the lady says it was fast then she would know. Just keep it in mind to improve future performances. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 April 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteHehe, i dunno what it was. It all happened so fast and hard. waddn't THAT fast ___________________ Talk about 'hit 'n run'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gordy 0 #22 April 7, 2005 Aliens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #23 April 8, 2005 I'm going to bump this thread up so that its title, which is "My ass hurts," will be right next to your other thread titled "Dick". Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #24 April 8, 2005 Who else noticed this......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #25 April 8, 2005 Quote'm going to bump this thread up so that its title, which is "My ass hurts," will be right next to your other thread titled "Dick". Haha, thats funny. You're my hero of the day. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SpeedRacer 1 #23 April 8, 2005 I'm going to bump this thread up so that its title, which is "My ass hurts," will be right next to your other thread titled "Dick". Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #24 April 8, 2005 Who else noticed this......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 April 8, 2005 Quote'm going to bump this thread up so that its title, which is "My ass hurts," will be right next to your other thread titled "Dick". Haha, thats funny. You're my hero of the day. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
