BillyVance 35 #1 April 8, 2005 A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The worm in alcohol - dead. The worm in cigarette smoke - dead. The worm in sperm - dead. The worm in good, clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." A-MEN!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
