Revillusion 0 #51 March 22, 2005 "Dude, can I use your trailer?" "Spence, somebody is setting up a tent in your front yard" "That guy's sporting a mullet" "Have ya seen the Dum Guys?" VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #52 March 22, 2005 "Wow.. In Dublin the Pavement Ends signs don't mean the road ends" "To get my main we went to this dirt road, made a left on that dirt road, made a right on another dirt road and then went back is thing I could'nt tell was a dirt road or a driveway to find it" "35 minute wait at Red Lobster? Wanna go get curly fries as an appitizer?" At the Arby's in town "Our Credit card machine is broken, but y'all could pay by check" - for said curly fries. GirlFallDown in Applebees cracked me up with "Are those Farmers?" Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #53 March 22, 2005 better than being a dumbass... Here's a quote " you all better be there next year" And all you bastards better bring trash bags and a vacuum. Thanks DUH for helping me clean the camper before the misses got there. Next year lets get some organization!!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #54 March 22, 2005 Quote GirlFallDown in Applebees cracked me up with "Are those Farmers?" Dude... you have to admit... those were some pretty funny looking "farmers". None of us had ever seen farmers before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #55 March 22, 2005 Dude - I know!! I kept expecting to see your face everytime I walked around the corner to the toilets in my office, or in the store, or by the bonfire....oh wait...relapse...nevermind I can't wait to run into you again at a boogie....I already know that carnage, chaos, and GOOD TIMES will follow....and then you'll start following me around again!!! I had my hands full with one puppy this weekend...I didn't realize I had two at this boogie!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #56 March 22, 2005 QuoteQuote GirlFallDown in Applebees cracked me up with "Are those Farmers?" Dude... you have to admit... those were some pretty funny looking "farmers". None of us had ever seen farmers before! \ Hey those guys couldn't have been farmers! They had like...at least 7 teeth! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #57 March 22, 2005 QuoteHey those guys couldn't have been farmers! They had like...at least 7 teeth! Too fuckin' funny // Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Daizey 0 #58 March 22, 2005 How about: "Hey did you guys see those hot air balloons?" lol that was both quite scary and really really coolAlso: "Oh my god, is that really a dirt road in the middle of town?" "Hey that truck is painted like a cow" "Are they really using a tractor to park cars in the middle of the field at the big town event!?" And the looks on Clay and phree's face after Kelly's "its only 4 inches but it feels like a lot" were jsut classic lol *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #59 March 22, 2005 (Overheard at the bonfire between a friend of mine and a whuffo) …Oh, your not here to jump, just hanging at the party? Well no, my daughter and her friends wanted to come out to see the party…That’s them there..(as a few men start to walk over)…Yeah, they are only 16 so I thought I should come chaperone! ( all men do a 180) ...she obviously didn't know about skydivers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gemini 0 #60 March 22, 2005 Alanab "You're a DILF" Gemini "Ummhh, what's that?" Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #61 March 22, 2005 OMG! Have you figured out what she meant? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #62 March 22, 2005 Quoteall men do a 180 Waved off like a BAD approach to a night carrier landing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #63 March 22, 2005 Ok... I've been wondering this. Who are the addicts that were sitting outside the FBO building at like 11 Friday night all huddled around their laptops surfing on the wireless? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #64 March 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteall men do a 180 QuoteWaved off like a BAD approach to a night carrier landing! Yeah!!!! stupid chaperones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #65 March 22, 2005 QuoteAlanab "You're a DILF" Gemini "Ummhh, what's that?" LMFAO @ Me explaining to Jim what a DILF was! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh I forgot about that one!!! BWAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!! I told you that you looked sexy in my boa, Jim!!!!! How youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doin!!!!! *sexy tiger face inserted here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #66 March 22, 2005 Oh..and Steve looking at me states very ernestly: "You are trouble" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #67 March 22, 2005 QuoteOk... I've been wondering this. Who are the addicts that were sitting outside the FBO building at like 11 Friday night all huddled around their laptops surfing on the wireless? Well for once it wasn't me! We'd only just arrived around 11 Friday night and I was quite driven to find alcohol and see who was there. Alright, FESS UP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #68 March 22, 2005 Someone after talking to - well - noone on the phone for about 3 or 4 minutes . . . says - "I wonder how long I have been talking to noone?" and a serious face too. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #69 March 23, 2005 Quotefind alcohol I can't believe these weren't said... (No names given to protect the guilty) "Nice Beaver!!!" "Those don't look 14..." And my stupidest moment ever... Throw in $20 to the 50% off a Javelin Drawing. Mouth picks me to choose the winner. One of the raffle tickets wasn't ripped in half, so I say "This one wasn't separated." and pull it out so I can reshake the box. Mouth takes the ticket from me and says... "and the winner is..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #70 March 23, 2005 damn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #71 March 23, 2005 Quotedamn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe Thought? BWAHAHAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #72 March 23, 2005 Skinny- "you dont have to act like you weren't trying to shag her. If you want to shag, just go in the bac kroom there. Dont worry, she'll let you.""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflynNicki 0 #73 March 23, 2005 For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe then reality hit the brain...........................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PMS#269 Team Dirty Sanchez#41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #74 March 23, 2005 QuoteFor a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe then reality hit the brain........................... "OH GOD, that will fuck up a perfectly good buzz""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #58 March 22, 2005 How about: "Hey did you guys see those hot air balloons?" lol that was both quite scary and really really coolAlso: "Oh my god, is that really a dirt road in the middle of town?" "Hey that truck is painted like a cow" "Are they really using a tractor to park cars in the middle of the field at the big town event!?" And the looks on Clay and phree's face after Kelly's "its only 4 inches but it feels like a lot" were jsut classic lol *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #59 March 22, 2005 (Overheard at the bonfire between a friend of mine and a whuffo) …Oh, your not here to jump, just hanging at the party? Well no, my daughter and her friends wanted to come out to see the party…That’s them there..(as a few men start to walk over)…Yeah, they are only 16 so I thought I should come chaperone! ( all men do a 180) ...she obviously didn't know about skydivers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #60 March 22, 2005 Alanab "You're a DILF" Gemini "Ummhh, what's that?" Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #61 March 22, 2005 OMG! Have you figured out what she meant? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 March 22, 2005 Quoteall men do a 180 Waved off like a BAD approach to a night carrier landing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #63 March 22, 2005 Ok... I've been wondering this. Who are the addicts that were sitting outside the FBO building at like 11 Friday night all huddled around their laptops surfing on the wireless? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #64 March 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteall men do a 180 QuoteWaved off like a BAD approach to a night carrier landing! Yeah!!!! stupid chaperones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #65 March 22, 2005 QuoteAlanab "You're a DILF" Gemini "Ummhh, what's that?" LMFAO @ Me explaining to Jim what a DILF was! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh I forgot about that one!!! BWAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!! I told you that you looked sexy in my boa, Jim!!!!! How youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doin!!!!! *sexy tiger face inserted here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #66 March 22, 2005 Oh..and Steve looking at me states very ernestly: "You are trouble" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #67 March 22, 2005 QuoteOk... I've been wondering this. Who are the addicts that were sitting outside the FBO building at like 11 Friday night all huddled around their laptops surfing on the wireless? Well for once it wasn't me! We'd only just arrived around 11 Friday night and I was quite driven to find alcohol and see who was there. Alright, FESS UP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #68 March 22, 2005 Someone after talking to - well - noone on the phone for about 3 or 4 minutes . . . says - "I wonder how long I have been talking to noone?" and a serious face too. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #69 March 23, 2005 Quotefind alcohol I can't believe these weren't said... (No names given to protect the guilty) "Nice Beaver!!!" "Those don't look 14..." And my stupidest moment ever... Throw in $20 to the 50% off a Javelin Drawing. Mouth picks me to choose the winner. One of the raffle tickets wasn't ripped in half, so I say "This one wasn't separated." and pull it out so I can reshake the box. Mouth takes the ticket from me and says... "and the winner is..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #70 March 23, 2005 damn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #71 March 23, 2005 Quotedamn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe Thought? BWAHAHAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #72 March 23, 2005 Skinny- "you dont have to act like you weren't trying to shag her. If you want to shag, just go in the bac kroom there. Dont worry, she'll let you.""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflynNicki 0 #73 March 23, 2005 For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe then reality hit the brain...........................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PMS#269 Team Dirty Sanchez#41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #65 March 22, 2005 QuoteAlanab "You're a DILF" Gemini "Ummhh, what's that?" LMFAO @ Me explaining to Jim what a DILF was! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh I forgot about that one!!! BWAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!! I told you that you looked sexy in my boa, Jim!!!!! How youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doin!!!!! *sexy tiger face inserted here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #66 March 22, 2005 Oh..and Steve looking at me states very ernestly: "You are trouble" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #67 March 22, 2005 QuoteOk... I've been wondering this. Who are the addicts that were sitting outside the FBO building at like 11 Friday night all huddled around their laptops surfing on the wireless? Well for once it wasn't me! We'd only just arrived around 11 Friday night and I was quite driven to find alcohol and see who was there. Alright, FESS UP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 March 22, 2005 Someone after talking to - well - noone on the phone for about 3 or 4 minutes . . . says - "I wonder how long I have been talking to noone?" and a serious face too. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #69 March 23, 2005 Quotefind alcohol I can't believe these weren't said... (No names given to protect the guilty) "Nice Beaver!!!" "Those don't look 14..." And my stupidest moment ever... Throw in $20 to the 50% off a Javelin Drawing. Mouth picks me to choose the winner. One of the raffle tickets wasn't ripped in half, so I say "This one wasn't separated." and pull it out so I can reshake the box. Mouth takes the ticket from me and says... "and the winner is..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #70 March 23, 2005 damn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #71 March 23, 2005 Quotedamn bolas your just as confusing on the internet as you are in person.....Dude please please dont wear that outfit again. For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe Thought? BWAHAHAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #72 March 23, 2005 Skinny- "you dont have to act like you weren't trying to shag her. If you want to shag, just go in the bac kroom there. Dont worry, she'll let you.""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflynNicki 0 #73 March 23, 2005 For a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe then reality hit the brain...........................~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PMS#269 Team Dirty Sanchez#41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #74 March 23, 2005 QuoteFor a moment i thought i was tripping when i saw that.......hehehe then reality hit the brain........................... "OH GOD, that will fuck up a perfectly good buzz""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #75 March 23, 2005 hehehehe.....I get enough from the misseshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
