missg8tordivr 0 #1 April 8, 2005 Inspired by the Dick thread. What not to name your child..... Anita Cock Richard Jammer*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 April 8, 2005 Richard Hurtz (classic prank call name).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #4 April 8, 2005 Phillip Micrevice Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 April 8, 2005 Had a guy in college I used to hang out with named William Rubb "Will" Rubb "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 April 8, 2005 Any name you only seem to find at an old folks' home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #7 April 8, 2005 I have a teacher friend that had a student a year or two ago named Shithead (pronounced shuh-thEad) I didnt believe her till she showed me one of his papers... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #8 April 8, 2005 Barry McCockiner B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #9 April 8, 2005 Quote I have a teacher friend that had a student a year or two ago named Shithead (pronounced shuh-thEad) I didnt believe her till she showed me one of his papers... OMG!! That is funny....poor kid is going to have an interesting life. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 April 8, 2005 Worked with someone once named Harry Palmer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 April 8, 2005 Oh..........and the Infamous Mike Hunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 April 8, 2005 True story here. Was working in ultrasound, and the lady wanted to know what the sex of the baby was. If it was a boy, Mrs. Case was going to name him Justin. I told her I thought that was a funny joke. She wasn't joking. After a few seconds, she got all sad on us... Also, here's where I'm unfortunate. I've always loved the name "Julia." In fact, one of my favorite people in the world is a skydiver named Julia. But with my last name, I can't name a daughter Julia, since "Julia Childs" would just be wrong... Although "Honey" would be funny. edited to add - I went to school with A. Jay Popoff from the band "Lit." Yes, that is his real name... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaDonna 0 #14 April 8, 2005 One of the vendors that I work with is named Harry Weener. FGF#3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 April 8, 2005 When I was at Ft. Knox in Basic, there was a Captain America floating around... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #16 April 8, 2005 QuoteWhen I was at Ft. Knox in Basic, there was a Captain America floating around... I work with a pair of married Captains, both with the last name "Major." One is up for promotion. I know a Major Clink up for O-5. 2 SrA Schultz's up for SSgt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 April 8, 2005 QuotePhillip Micrevice Not sure what this name sounds like... ???"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 April 8, 2005 Fill up my crevice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #19 April 8, 2005 I actually met a doctor who was Dr. A. Butt! It was hysterical everytime they annonced his name over the PA (giggling like a 5 year old) Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #20 April 8, 2005 Coming from the person who wants to name her child Evilmonkey. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 April 8, 2005 Here are some names of co-workers in my office... Michael Arreola April Cox And yes, believe it or not, we have a Epluribus Unum Ford! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #22 April 8, 2005 Poor Poor Michael *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #23 April 8, 2005 How about.... Hugh Jorgan, Phil Layshio or Connie Lingus? I used to work in the customer service field and there was a customer named Gish Gish and on this account it said "YES THAT IS HIS REAL NAME. DO NOT ASK" I was VERY tempted to ask anyway. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 April 8, 2005 Asswipe (pronounced Az Wee Pay) is not a good name but Dave Brown has it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #25 April 8, 2005 Quote Coming from the person who wants to name her child Evilmonkey. sweetheart.... it would be MUCH better than hornyboobie. no? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
