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I would reply but I'm still waiting to see if Conundrum will accept my proposal of marriage :)




:DAHAHAHAA ------BREATH-----HAHAHAH:ph34r:AHAHAAAA ---:D:D---BREATH-------HAH:ph34r:AHAHAHAAA:D:D:D

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.. Thanks



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Now now, if you make sport of me I might have to mis-spell your nickname >:(



Right at this moment I'm laughing so hard I woun't give a shit!!

You ... Conundrum? :D:D:D HAHAHAH here it goes again :D:D:D:Dhahahahaaaaa.... oh fuck I need a breath!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I doubt that the knowledge that her toothbrush is probably coated with feces will do much to improve her state of mind ;)



This was on mythbusters and the myth was well not really sure if you could say busted or not. They did a month long study with over twenty toothbrushes around the bathroom and two a few rooms away covered with a dish. Everyday they got the toothbrushes wet and applied toothpaste. At the end of the month they found that every toothbrush, even the ones rooms away, had developed the bacteria. They result that the poo bacteria is everywhere and there is nothing we can do to stop it.

Episode: 12: Break Step Bridge, Toothbrush Surprise, Rowing Water Skier
Will the athletes of Stanford University's varsity rowing team be strong enough to pull Jamie up on water skis behind a fragile eight—person shell? Sounds like an excuse for a dip, no? Jamie and Adam move on to a myth with more legs when they take a stroll across a bridge to see if the rhythm of soldiers marching together can cause a bridge to collapse. Finally, watch where you put your toothbrush — the guys will attempt to learn if the bacteria from a toilet will settle in their toothbrushes. How did the toothbrushes get in the toilet again?
Fly it like you stole it!

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Now now, if you make sport of me I might have to mis-spell your nickname >:(



Right at this moment I'm laughing so hard I woun't give a shit!!

You ... Conundrum? :D:D:D HAHAHAH here it goes again :D:D:D:Dhahahahaaaaa.... oh fuck I need a breath!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:




Hmmm. Perhaps I'm missing some vital piece of information here that explains why this amuses you so much (aside from the fact that I'm already married, of course) :S
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No I just found it extremely hilarious.. nothing to do with you.. don't take it so personal :D



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I ALWAYS put the seat down now. Even at my apartment when no female is around. So yes ladies, we can be trained. It just takes an eye opening experience to burn it into our brains.



Or if you're one of those people who likes to get an early jump on things, just grow up with no brothers and two older sisters who could kick your ass.

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Don't let them skate with the genetics excuse! Laziness is not genetic!



So if genetics is not the reason, then why are women too lazy to put the seat down.

At the dz, men outnumber women so mathematically it is a waste of time for men to do this just because women are to lazy.

Perhaps an apology is in order.
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I don't want fecal matter splashed all over my restroom, towels, toothbrushes etc



Perhaps the toilet seat isn't the problem. This may be linked to an accuracy issue.

"Today on the Discover Channel... a young man know as the Spinning Lawn Sprinkler of Death..."
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Read the rest of the thread and you'll know what I'm talking about... :D



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Read the rest of the thread and you'll know what I'm talking about



Hardly. I am not going to confuse myself with any facts. I know that you got them from some flawed Lesbian Fascist website anyway.

Biological fact: How many mammals pee while standing on two legs?

That's right. That is what determines the dominant mammal.

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