BillyVance 35 #1 April 11, 2005 All of us could use more calm moments in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a fifth of Crown Royal, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no frigging idea how calm and relaxed I feel. Two of the guards are packing my stuff right now. And my wife is still screaming on the phone (Heck! I laid it down on the desk five minutes ago) from when the guards called her to tell her about what happened and why she has to come down here and get me. But man do I feel calm and relaxed. I think I’m on to something here. I think I’ll do it again tomorrow... When my wife and I go see the shrink. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. Whoops Gotta go they want to turn off my compu"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 April 11, 2005 LMAO! That sounds like my morning too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 April 11, 2005 Inner peace comes from freefly dives with Missy.I'm good for a few days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 April 11, 2005 pssssssst...... She goes by Melissa now. If you're going to obsess over her, you should get her name right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 April 11, 2005 Quotepssssssst......She goes by Melissa now. If you're going to obsess over her, you should get her name right!.........Yes Thanks. Sweet Melissa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 April 11, 2005 Sweet Melissa _____________________ Hmmm... that sounds like a good song title!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
