boinky 0 #1 April 12, 2005 I found this on Joke-Of-The-Day! Before computers.... - An application was for employment - A program was a TV show - A cursor used profanity - A keyboard was a piano! - Memory was something that you lost with age - A CD was a bank account! - And if you had a broken disk, … It would hurt when you found out! - Compress was something you did to garbage …Not something you did to a file - And if you unzipped anything in public …You'd be in jail for a while! - Log on was adding wood to a fire - Hard drive was a long trip on the road - A mouse pad was where a mouse lived - And a backup happened to your commode! - Cut- you did with a pocket knife - Paste- you did with glue - A web was a spider's home - And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash -…But when it happens they wish they were dead!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 April 12, 2005 aren't all these still true???? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 April 12, 2005 You forgot: - people would post on DZ.com using smoke signals. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 April 12, 2005 LOL good stuff! So, what did y'all do before computers? I can barely remember playing Solitaire with a REAL deck of cards! I was in high school the last time I had to use white-out! We were still playing board games on the table or floor... you young 'uns are probably thinking, WTF is a board game? Oh yeah, before computers, if we wanted to have some fun, we actually had to go outside!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #5 April 12, 2005 we read playboys instead of looking at live internet porn.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 April 12, 2005 You know more about someone half a world away better than your next door neighbor...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 April 12, 2005 QuoteYou know more about someone half a world away better than your next door neighbor... You know? Sadly, that's true. I can tell you more about my friend Mike in Kosovo (whom I've only known a few months) than I can about the people who have been living across the street for 7 years. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 April 12, 2005 QuoteYou know more about someone half a world away better than your next door neighbor... That's IN the Computer Age, not BEFORE Computers... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
