Slappie 9 #26 April 12, 2005 QuoteI've done that before. Did you wipe your hands off on his chair? That would have gotten the point across. Naw I just used my pants leg. Doesn't everyone? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #27 April 12, 2005 Quote Naw I just used my pants leg. Doesn't everyone? Well I assume that everyone does. Much to the amusement of Morgan.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #28 April 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI've done that before. Did you wipe your hands off on his chair? That would have gotten the point across. Naw I just used my pants leg. Doesn't everyone? How about having congested lungs with post nasal drip after a recent cold, then have a huge sneeze, shooting out a good sized blob of that green goop right on your pants leg while sitting at your desk? Happened to me once... Luckily no one saw it. I used a sheet of paper to scrape it off."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #29 April 12, 2005 I've had that happen when I sneezed off to the side and had it plop onto the floor.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #30 April 12, 2005 Today's Alcoholic Survival Tip Next time you are too drunk to drive. Walk to the nearest pizza shop place an order. When they go to deliver it Catch a ride home with them. I want this rubberstamp!! Would make life, work and everything much easier see attachment. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #31 April 12, 2005 I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. _______________________________________ Signature _______________________________________ Witness "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #32 April 12, 2005 Quote I want this rubberstamp!! Would make life, work and everything much easier see attachment. ROFL! I want that stamp too! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #33 April 12, 2005 Since no one is posting anything interesting or engaging.. I want everyone to try this... __________________________________ DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number left. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are ......... YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #34 April 12, 2005 I knew it was to much math for a buncha skydivers. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 April 12, 2005 Nah . . . we've just seen it before. Is this your first time on DZ.com, little boy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #36 April 12, 2005 QuoteNah . . . we've just seen it before. Is this your first time on DZ.com, little boy? bish lemme alone.. fore a tell someone you are personally attacking me "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #37 April 12, 2005 Maybe it was up on the forums while you were banned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #38 April 12, 2005 QuoteMaybe it was up on the forums while you were banned. Damn that Remster!! See how much time and energy you cost me!! I've been burnt by the repost cops to many times lately. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #39 April 12, 2005 http://www.rathergood.com/seepage/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #40 April 12, 2005 That was one of the worst Joel Veitch I've ever seen. He had to take this one down, but there are bootlegs on the net still... Now this is true Joel classic work Imigrant "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #41 April 12, 2005 QuoteI would be much more upset and disapointed in myself if I gave in then anyone else. So the thoughts of myself beating myself up from the inside. That would be some serious therapy time. Big $$ to sort my head out. Hmmmm maybe I need to schedule an appointment.. _______________________________ I do that. My wife says, I'm my own worse critic. As for 'shrinks'... don't trust 'em. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #42 April 12, 2005 Awww, poor slappie. You really do miss having me around during the day. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #42 April 12, 2005 Awww, poor slappie. You really do miss having me around during the day. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
