kelel01 1 #1 April 11, 2005 And why didn't you tell me? Ok, so a couple of weeks ago I rear ended someone for my 8th-ish accident since I started driving. (It's hard to keep count at this point). Then today, I was parking, and I nailed the car next to me. More damage to my car than theirs, so that's better, I guess. Luckily (?) it belonged to a co-worker of mine, so I told him about it when I came in. So, who wants to be my chauffeur? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 April 11, 2005 i'll do it..... but i get to drive a col car for you, no chevetee!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #3 April 11, 2005 Maybe you should take the bus or ride a bike.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 April 11, 2005 Both not options in my current situation. I've considered it, but it can't be done. 20 miles to work (on the interstate) with no available bus line running in between. Atlanta has a SERIOUS lack of mass transportation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #5 April 11, 2005 Quote Atlanta has a SERIOUS lack of mass transportation. It's because you are taking them all out of commission!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 April 11, 2005 This is where my "Bend over, I'll drive" joke comes in handy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 April 11, 2005 Awe, that sucks chick!! Well, hey... when I move to Atlanta, I'll be your driver! No problemo! People drive like freaks in Atlanta!!!! On the way to the airport last night, we were going about 90 mph tailigating... ... so was everyone else. Well, the cars in front of us slammed on their brakes and we had to go off in the shoulder all burning rubber slowing down and fish tailing. Scared the absolute sh*t out of me!!!!!!!!!!! Man, I thought I drove nutty... but I think I'll be considered "granny-ish" when I move there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 April 11, 2005 QuoteAwe, that sucks chick!! Well, hey... when I move to Atlanta, I'll be your driver! No problemo! People drive like freaks in Atlanta!!!! On the way to the airport last night, we were going about 90 mph tailigating... Yeah, THEY drive like freaks!! LOL In the last year I've been hit by three different women, all their fault, two times I was stopped at a light. Got my new car paid off and will buy my first rig from the proceeds of the current negotiation. Plus I know all about chiropractors now too. Guys can suck at driving too, I just attract the women evidently You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 April 11, 2005 I was just about to say something, but then I read your last sentence . . . as such, you're off the hook. For everyone else, I was going to say that I don't feel I represent women in this case. I inherited my bad driving skills from my father, and my mom and sister are GREAT drivers with spotless records. So, there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #10 April 11, 2005 Time for you to ride a Vespa. They're Italian-Chic, women can get away with riding them without catching any shit from others, and they're too small to damage any car... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 April 11, 2005 QuoteWho here knew I couldn't drive? I can't say that I knew, but I did assume. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 April 11, 2005 If only I could apply my fear of other canopies to cars. I fly screaming from any canopy that dares to come within 50 yards of mine. (Not always, but I do pucker up a bit.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #13 April 11, 2005 Quote...I fly screaming from any canopy that dares to come within 50 yards of mine... Just wave a flare gun at them. That'll get their attention... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #14 April 11, 2005 Quote (Not always, but I do pucker up a bit.) ewwwweeweweewewwwww the visuals..... I'm the same actually, not the pucker bit, but I hate someone in MY airspace, a cameraman chased me around the sky once, trying to come up underneath and behind me. I flew away, I was very suprised we still landed on.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 April 11, 2005 Quote I fly screaming from any canopy that dares to come within 50 yards of mine ... That's a great visual! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #16 April 11, 2005 QuoteQuote (Not always, but I do pucker up a bit.) ewwwweeweweewewwwww the visuals..... I'm the same actually, not the pucker bit, but I hate someone in MY airspace, a cameraman chased me around the sky once, trying to come up underneath and behind me... That cameraman should have gotten at the very least yelled at, if not by you, then by the S&TA... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #17 April 11, 2005 Nah, when we landed I said WTF?? He said next jump, just fly straight, and he bumped his canopy into the back of my legs, then buggered off. Was fun, in a sick perverted kind of way.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 April 11, 2005 can you post a picture of your car so I 'll no who NOT to park next to at the next big boogie?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #19 April 11, 2005 MARTA!!! sadly I never thought I'd recommened it, but u got a better chance at surviving a ride on the MARTA then u driving... sorry sweetie some people were meant to not drive... maybe Casie can drive u... btw what the hell is ur insurence rate????????---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #20 April 11, 2005 Great she can go N/S on the train forever and still get nowhere Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #21 April 11, 2005 QuoteMARTA!!! sadly I never thought I'd recommened it, but u got a better chance at surviving a ride on the MARTA then u driving... sorry sweetie some people were meant to not drive... maybe Casie can drive u... btw what the hell is ur insurence rate???????? Hey Kel, i have some MARTA tokens i can send you. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #22 April 12, 2005 I knew and I did tell you. Thankfully, I never died riding with you, but we did hit one too many mailboxes.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #23 April 12, 2005 QuoteI fly screaming from any canopy that dares to come within 50 yards of mine. (Not always, but I do pucker up a bit.) I am going to fly so close to you this weekend that they'll hear your asshole slam shut in Alaska Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #24 April 12, 2005 see now thats a visual I need right before dinner ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 April 12, 2005 Oh you poor thingMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
