BillyVance 35 #1 April 14, 2005 CAN'T FIND FIVE MORE IMPORTANT TRIVIA QUESTIONS THEN THESE... 1)Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: It's Braille for "suck here." 2) Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under. 3) Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 4) Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. 5) Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. .:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":. The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with the guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative". The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can, look at him, he's afraid to cough.""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
