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josheezammit

why do skydivers like to have sex in the aircraft they jump out of

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Oh, we have GOT to get one of those at my dropzone. :D



They are ok untill SOMEONE comes outside the back packing area and looks up.:$:D



Man no one at our dropzone would ever do that, UNLESS, he was really drunk and thought that there was a jumper in distress and was making sure to see if the scene was :osafe

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Man no one at our dropzone would ever do that, UNLESS, he was really drunk and thought that there was a jumper in distress and was making sure to see if the scene was safe



:D:D:D Now i can see how you got confused.:D:D

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Because straddle benches are nicer than an air mattress



you have to show me these straddle benches.. every stradle bench i have ever sat on hurt my butt, and that's the last thing i want to assosiate with me having sex....

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you have to show me these straddle benches.. every stradle bench i have ever sat on hurt my butt, and that's the last thing i want to assosiate with me having sex....


That's odd. I've only been on three or four planes with straddle benches, but none of them hurt. I always thought they were more comfortable than anything else.
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I voted: "Other"

Q: "Why did you have sex in the Otter?"

A: "Because it was there."

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A: "Because we just HAD to christen the plane!" :D
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