unformed 0 #1 April 15, 2005 I did my taxes; It took a whole 4 minutes and 38 seconds. Now I'll see when I get audited.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 April 15, 2005 when do you expect to get your 14k$ tax return then Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 April 15, 2005 QuoteI did my taxes; It took a whole 4 minutes and 38 seconds. Now I'll see when I get audited. ______________________________ I heard on the news yesterday, that audits are way-up, from last year! I thought the IRS was trying to change their image? I guess, they just do it with a smile, now. Chuck Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #4 April 15, 2005 Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine! Marge: Homer, you know we don't h-- Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! [Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.] Here you go, keep using nuclear power! Marge: Homer! I painted that for you! Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam! Bart: Cool! [Homer shoves in some quick gifts and tapes the envelope up in a ball.] Hope you don't end up in the sever audit bin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Bolas 5 #4 April 15, 2005 Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine! Marge: Homer, you know we don't h-- Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! [Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.] Here you go, keep using nuclear power! Marge: Homer! I painted that for you! Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam! Bart: Cool! [Homer shoves in some quick gifts and tapes the envelope up in a ball.] Hope you don't end up in the sever audit bin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
