BillyVance 35 #1 April 15, 2005 So, what's in your closet? No need to get specific, unless there's something kinky in there. I'll start... Me: 5 or 6 shirts and slacks, 2 belts and 2 pairs of shoes. Wife: 40 to 50 hangers choked with various dresses, blouses and skirts, 8 or 9 belts, and 20 pairs of shoes. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 April 15, 2005 I get two closet poles about 3 foot long each stacked.. pants and slacks on the bottom, shirts and stuff on the top pole. I don't use all of space. GF has the rest of the walkin hers. She has even spilled onto my side and taken up some of the other closet. Then I have a few skeletons in the back hidden away from view. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #3 April 15, 2005 The kinky stuff is in the dresser drawer Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 April 15, 2005 I don't have a closet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 April 15, 2005 My closet is a mess right now... and frankly I haven't the foggest idea about what exactly is in it... I think there might be some clothes and shoes at least...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #6 April 15, 2005 About 7 polo shirts, 5 button down (non-dress shirts) 3 dress shirts, 2 pairs of pants, 5pairs of jeans, A Glock-22 (40 Cal.), a Beretta 92-FS (9mm), some shoes, a few ties and belts- and then an explosion of shit on my wifes side (not literally)- but dresses, shirts, pants- most of whcich she doesn't wear. The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #7 April 15, 2005 Not much.... Too many skeletons....no room Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 April 15, 2005 QuoteThe kinky stuff is in the dresser drawer What kinky stuff? Do tell... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 April 15, 2005 Pants, shirts, my ex-boyfriend......"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #10 April 15, 2005 QuoteSo, what's in your closet? I am. Can I come out now? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #11 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo, what's in your closet? I am. Can I come out now? Frenchy is coming out of the closet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo, what's in your closet? I am. Can I come out now? Frenchy is coming out of the closet? Not yet... looks like he's only asking permission to come out...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 April 15, 2005 QuoteThen I have a few skeletons in the back hidden away from view. I have a couple of skeletons in my closet too. (Really, I do: this one and this one.) Other than that, I've got so much crap in my closet that I wouldn't even know where to begin. But the kinky stuff isn't in there - it's all lying around my room right now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 April 15, 2005 Awaiting Skybytch's response to this.... Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #15 April 15, 2005 QuoteI don't have a closet. I cant wait till i have a closet again.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #16 April 15, 2005 3 suits, 4 pair shoes, 15 shirts 2 full length rain coats 4 fleeces motorcylce helmet and body armour, 28inch tv with video and dvd player. Won't even try to list my wife's stuff . Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 April 15, 2005 Shirts, ties, boots, hats, rifles an old baseball glove, ropes, a couple blankets and ...damn! I been lookin' for that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 April 15, 2005 yeah, sometimes you find stuff you lost years ago in the back corner of the closet. Y'all might wanna check all of your closets! I just read in the newspaper recently that some dude was arrested for murder. Guess what happened? He was secretly living in his mistress's closet for about a month (or two?) and carrying on an affair with the married woman who lives in the house with her husband! Apparently, the husband heard snoring coming from the closet, opened the door and found him! Then the dude I think, stabbed the husband to death or something... jeeez!!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 April 15, 2005 Quote yeah, sometimes you find stuff you lost years ago in the back corner of the closet. Y'all might wanna check all of your closets! I just read in the newspaper recently that some dude was arrested for murder. Guess what happened? He was secretly living in his mistress's closet for about a month (or two?) and carrying on an affair with the married woman who lives in the house with her husband! Apparently, the husband heard snoring coming from the closet, opened the door and found him! Then the dude I think, stabbed the husband to death or something... jeeez!! _____________________________________ Holy shit! Maybe' I'd better take another look around! I been wondering, who the hell's been eatin' all the potato chips! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #20 April 15, 2005 A ton of clothes, laundry hamper, a severed head, shoes, and my gear bag.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 April 15, 2005 QuoteA ton of clothes, laundry hamper, a severed head, shoes, and my gear bag. _______________________________ Uh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.________________________________- My wife, has a huge gargoyle, in the closet. It used to be in her office but, they made her get rid of it. Kept scarin' the shit outa the cleaning lady at night! Chuck Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteAwaiting Skybytch's response to this... Sebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Now all I have in there is 26 hangars, a pink jumpsuit, a couple pair of Birdman Pantz and a bag of dog food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #25 April 15, 2005 QuoteSebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Then whose closet is Sebazz in now? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Kris 0 #20 April 15, 2005 A ton of clothes, laundry hamper, a severed head, shoes, and my gear bag.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 April 15, 2005 QuoteA ton of clothes, laundry hamper, a severed head, shoes, and my gear bag. _______________________________ Uh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.________________________________- My wife, has a huge gargoyle, in the closet. It used to be in her office but, they made her get rid of it. Kept scarin' the shit outa the cleaning lady at night! Chuck Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteAwaiting Skybytch's response to this... Sebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Now all I have in there is 26 hangars, a pink jumpsuit, a couple pair of Birdman Pantz and a bag of dog food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #25 April 15, 2005 QuoteSebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Then whose closet is Sebazz in now? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Kris 0 #22 April 15, 2005 QuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.________________________________- My wife, has a huge gargoyle, in the closet. It used to be in her office but, they made her get rid of it. Kept scarin' the shit outa the cleaning lady at night! Chuck Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteAwaiting Skybytch's response to this... Sebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Now all I have in there is 26 hangars, a pink jumpsuit, a couple pair of Birdman Pantz and a bag of dog food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #25 April 15, 2005 QuoteSebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Then whose closet is Sebazz in now? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skybytch 273 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteAwaiting Skybytch's response to this... Sebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Now all I have in there is 26 hangars, a pink jumpsuit, a couple pair of Birdman Pantz and a bag of dog food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 April 15, 2005 QuoteSebazz used to be in my closet, but I set him free when I went to Florida. Then whose closet is Sebazz in now? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
