funks 1 #1 April 15, 2005 So, if you had the opportunity to be a porn star for one year and then after that year you could either pick up your life right where you left it or you could continue on being a porn star, your choice..... would you do it? Lets assume you are guaranteed to never catch any type of disease. And for those of us in relationships check yourself out of it for the sake of this poll and imagine you are single Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #2 April 15, 2005 I talked about this with my old coworker. The only way I could do it is if a camera crew followed me around all day, and I had sex when I wanted to...not on demand! Oh, I'd also have sex only with the person I wanted to...There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 April 15, 2005 nope. not my thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #4 April 15, 2005 Us guys are such whores arent we Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 April 15, 2005 QuoteSo, if you had the opportunity to be a porn star for one year and then after that year you could either pick up your life right where you left it or you could continue on being a porn star, your choice..... would you do it? Lets assume you are guaranteed to never catch any type of disease. And for those of us in relationships check yourself out of it for the sake of this poll and imagine you are single Would people know I was a porn star when I picked my life back up? If that's a no then: Would I have a hot porn star body too? If that's a yes then: Could I keep all my porn star money after? If that's a yes then: Can I choose the type of porn I want to do? If that's also a yes then: HELL YEAH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 April 15, 2005 Quote Would people know I was a porn star when I picked my life back up? If that's a no then: Would I have a hot porn star body too? If that's a yes then: Could I keep all my porn star money after? If that's a yes then: Can I choose the type of porn I want to do? If that's also a yes then: HELL YEAH! Well, you already have the body, the choice, and the anonymity, so how much money should I bring along with my video camera? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 April 15, 2005 QuoteWould people know I was a porn star when I picked my life back up? If that's a no then: Would I have a hot porn star body too? If that's a yes then: Could I keep all my porn star money after? If that's a yes then: Can I choose the type of porn I want to do? If that's also a yes then: HELL YEAH! That's pretty much what I was thinking too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #8 April 15, 2005 Yeah, and I would be a race car driver, but only if I didn't have to race.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 April 16, 2005 See my problem is that I'm a high school teacher, so as much as you may think it would be Ok I'm pretty certain my teaching days would be done if I when PornoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allrightscud 0 #10 April 16, 2005 I had this listed on my www.friendsreunited.co.uk web page. All my old school mates think I am a porn star. I got 5 replys asking for work! After leaving school I went traveling around Europe back pack style. I ended up stranded in Eastern Europe with no money or passport and no means to get home. I managed to find work as a live performer in a Budapest sex club. I became a minor celebrity in the Eastern block and now have my own club, pet panther, 500 acre estate, and a rather fast Ferrari. Nice. I also direct and produce a quality line in Eastern European adult entertainment videos. Some of you may be familiar with "Private" the adult video house. Anyway, I'm always on the look out for new talent, so give me a shout if you think you up to it. Too much is never enough! All right scud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilZilla 2 #11 April 16, 2005 Who knows, you could always offer an elective class!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #12 April 16, 2005 ummmmmmmmm yeah, what GFD said. too bad porn stars don't make shit. only the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY famous ones do. but i'd compensate by making my own line of condoms or penis shaped lunch boxes or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 April 16, 2005 Quoteummmmmmmmm yeah, what GFD said. too bad porn stars don't make shit. only the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY famous ones do. but i'd compensate by making my own line of condoms or penis shaped lunch boxes or something. I don't think the penis shaped lunch boxes would fly but a penis shaped handbag would ROCK! You could actually decorate it with beads and stuff so no one would know it was a penis unless they really really looked at it or you pointed it out! Penis tipped pumps. Now there's an idea. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 April 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteummmmmmmmm yeah, what GFD said. too bad porn stars don't make shit. only the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY famous ones do. but i'd compensate by making my own line of condoms or penis shaped lunch boxes or something. I don't think the penis shaped lunch boxes would fly but a penis shaped handbag would ROCK! You could actually decorate it with beads and stuff so no one would know it was a penis unless they really really looked at it or you pointed it out! Penis tipped pumps. Now there's an idea. Wouldn't ya spill a lot of gas as ya pumped it in and out of the gas tank? Heck, people already talk to their cars enough.... they'd have to rate the gas stations NC-17!! "Oh, you *LIKE* that don't you, you naughty little Fiat...." Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 April 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteummmmmmmmm yeah, what GFD said. too bad porn stars don't make shit. only the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY famous ones do. but i'd compensate by making my own line of condoms or penis shaped lunch boxes or something. I don't think the penis shaped lunch boxes would fly but a penis shaped handbag would ROCK! You could actually decorate it with beads and stuff so no one would know it was a penis unless they really really looked at it or you pointed it out! Penis tipped pumps. Now there's an idea. Wouldn't ya spill a lot of gas as ya pumped it in and out of the gas tank? Heck, people already talk to their cars enough.... they'd have to rate the gas stations NC-17!! "Oh, you *LIKE* that don't you, you naughty little Fiat...." LMFAO! Sorry, I meant pumps as in shoes. Girls shoes. Stiletto heels. That sort of thing. BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #16 April 16, 2005 Oh wow. That shit was just too funny! Gas pumps...girl pumps....talking dirty to a fiat...... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 April 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteummmmmmmmm yeah, what GFD said. too bad porn stars don't make shit. only the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY famous ones do. but i'd compensate by making my own line of condoms or penis shaped lunch boxes or something. I don't think the penis shaped lunch boxes would fly but a penis shaped handbag would ROCK! You could actually decorate it with beads and stuff so no one would know it was a penis unless they really really looked at it or you pointed it out! Penis tipped pumps. Now there's an idea. Wouldn't ya spill a lot of gas as ya pumped it in and out of the gas tank? Heck, people already talk to their cars enough.... they'd have to rate the gas stations NC-17!! "Oh, you *LIKE* that don't you, you naughty little Fiat...." LMFAO! Sorry, I meant pumps as in shoes. Girls shoes. Stiletto heels. That sort of thing. BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK! Thankyuh...thankyuh very much... Hmm... dick shoes? Would make ya wonder just WHAT she's doing whenever you saw a girl sitting with a leg tucked up under her.... Not to mention SEVERE consequences in kicking someone in the *ss.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #18 April 16, 2005 Quotenope. not my thing. What she said. But I wouldn't mind having the body. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 April 16, 2005 QuoteHmm... dick shoes? Would make ya wonder just WHAT she's doing whenever you saw a girl sitting with a leg tucked up under her.... Not to mention SEVERE consequences in kicking someone in the *ss.... Personally, I think they would make a great statement. Girls with a broken heart and the lesbian community would really be the target market. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 April 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmm... dick shoes? Would make ya wonder just WHAT she's doing whenever you saw a girl sitting with a leg tucked up under her.... Not to mention SEVERE consequences in kicking someone in the *ss.... Personally, I think they would make a great statement. Girls with a broken heart and the lesbian community would really be the target market. So true. Imagine sitting across to some super hot babe in a restaurant.... you slowly edge your pump up under her skirt and.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 April 16, 2005 True true.... but I still say it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, if you keep it up"..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #22 April 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteHmm... dick shoes? Would make ya wonder just WHAT she's doing whenever you saw a girl sitting with a leg tucked up under her.... Not to mention SEVERE consequences in kicking someone in the *ss.... Personally, I think they would make a great statement. Girls with a broken heart and the lesbian community would really be the target market. So true. Imagine sitting across to some super hot babe in a restaurant.... you slowly edge your pump up under her skirt and.... So...ummm.......what time should I pick you up for dinner? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 April 16, 2005 Quote So...ummm.......what time should I pick you up for dinner? How YOU doin baby? 8, tomorrow night. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #24 April 16, 2005 QuoteTrue true.... but I still say it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, if you keep it up"..... Also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #25 April 16, 2005 I'm going to go by your sig line and I'll see you then. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
