Why Men are happier than women

[Brigitte36 0]

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to
a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room
because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a
three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles
in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

[highfly 0]

I know some women like that too

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[wildcard451 0]

life is goood.

[jumper03 0]

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You know stuff
about tanks.

say what? this one I didn't get. I didn't know girls wanted to know about tanks....



I need to go buy me a Sherman then.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[freeflyimpaired 0]

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life is goood.

True, true.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[heidihagen 0]

but they have to shave every day and stuff.

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You can play with toys all your life.

yep, and so can you.... at least, i don't think are any restrictions
i dunno, i'm pretty happy!!! no complaints from me

i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

[Feeblemind 1]

And we're easy to please!!

Each of or a combination of the following make us Food
Sex
Beer
Sky Diving

Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

[skydiverinpa 0]

I think if you look for happy people you can find them just as easy as you can find miserable people male or female

[boinky 0]

Nice description. But not all men are happy souls. Some just like to wallow in misery and pity.

Me on the other hand? I've been described as 90% happy! And [B]I LIKE IT!!! There are worse things in life to be described as.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[lawrocket 3]

Men Are Just Happier People. (When we get some)
What do you expect from such simple creatures? (For us to be more like women)
Your last name stays put. (even on alimony checks)
The garage is all yours. (Most men have heard that from a wife at least two or three nights per year)
Wedding plans take care of themselves. (Yeah, because beer, barbecue and a band makes us satisfied)
Chocolate is just another snack. (Dark chocolate pairds well with fruity ales)
You can be President. (Yeah, depressing, isn't it? Another problem we face)
You can never be pregnant. (We never get those melons, either)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Guys wearing those don't get the attention)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (Most of us SHOULDN'T do that)
Car mechanics tell you the truth. (No, we just fix them ourselves)
The world is your urinal. (We need one with the shit we take)
You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. (Unless #2's at work)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (righty-tighty, lefty-loosey - simple)
Same work, more pay. (Let's see what "Average life expectancy) says about that.
Wrinkles add character. (Explain all those male facelifts)
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 ($100 for a tux? He got gypped. And we don't care if we're wearing the same suit as another guy).
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (Unless the person is over 5'4", yes they do)
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (Again, more expectations to meet)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (Yes they do - that's why men don't buy 20 pairs per season, tossing out the six month old ones that just got broken in)
One mood all the time. (Yet, we are always accused of "Acting different")
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (That's cuz we don't complain)
You know stuff about tanks. (And too much about skanks)
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (We don't need to pack four pairs of new, unbroken-in shoes)
You can open all your own jars. (And we get interupted from that beer to open yours)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (For the first week of the relationship)
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. (That's cuz we're grateful that we can watch the game instead of going to some party)
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (Really? Dang. The price has risen in five years)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (Till the girlfriend finds out you've got only three)
You almost never have strap problems in public. (No, we get chided, however, for making those frequent "adjustments")
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (So is every other guy. We don't care about wrinkles on clothes or on people)
Everything on your face stays its original color. (Except that pesky graying beard that covers, oh, 60 percent of the face and neck)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (Really? Tell that to Vince Neil, Billy Ray Cyrus or jtval. Do the words, "SWEET MULLET!" ring a bell?)
You only have to shave your face and neck. (Every single fucking day, too. We can't hide it with hose or pants)
You can play with toys all your life. (Most women simply change the nature of their "toys" and use their "adult toys" in "private places.")
Your belly usually hides your big hips. (And if big enough, can also hide your johnson)
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. (One wallet and one pair of shoes means more green to fill the wallet.)
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. (But men also know when they shouldn't be wearing spandex)
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. (And yet we can't get the women to sand, prime and paint a bedroom)
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (no we don't. It'll come in whether we want it or not)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. (And for 100 bucks total, AND the relatives don't know the difference between last minute and last summer gifts, get it?)
No wonder men are happier. (we'd be happier if we could play with boobs all day)

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[SarahC07 0]

... I know men with way more than ONE mood....

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... I know men with way more than ONE mood....

No you don't. Those are just variants of the same mood.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[DaGimp 0]

most i can see.....but where did this one come from???

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You know stuff about tanks.

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[bootiemonkey 0]

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them


I tend to stare at mens chests but they don't seem to mind