goose491 0 #1 April 19, 2005 Ha! This could be fun. Inspired by the "What to cook a girl for dinner?" thread: Let us discuss how to cook one: I like my girls fried... Only because I myself am fried most of the time. However, even though I like 'em friend... I do not support battered women. "And what about you bachelor number 3... How would you cook me?" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 April 19, 2005 Get outta my head! The first 5 times I read KidIcarus's thread title, I read "Want to cook a girl for dinner?". I'm pretty fried right now. Just ask anyone at the DZ how long my (previously) white-as-a-ghost ass stayed out in the sun on Sunday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 April 19, 2005 Ha! White assed, red assed now, eh? That's sort of like a smelly red neck, huh?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 19, 2005 Her liver sauteed with a few fava beans and a nice Chianti....... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #5 April 19, 2005 sauteed in butter w/mushrooms...mmmmmm -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #6 April 19, 2005 MMMMMMMM......cooked girl........droooollllll.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 April 19, 2005 I smell? Man, it must be really bad if you can smell me in Texas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WILDBILLAQR 0 #8 April 19, 2005 Over easy---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 April 19, 2005 Mix her with mayonnaise and dill pickle relish and serve in a sandwich with lettuce & cheese. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 April 19, 2005 Rotisserie...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #11 April 19, 2005 QuoteOver easy Yoooooooooooo! That was hillarious... I knew this would be entertaining! Who said "with mushrooms?" I like my girls hallucinating too! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #12 April 19, 2005 QuoteMix her with mayonnaise and dill pickle relish and serve in a sandwich with lettuce & cheese. Dude, seriously... I'm worried about you man. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #13 April 19, 2005 Doesn't matter what you cook her on........just make sure you flip her over every now and again. Wow, I'm a pig for saying that. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karrigirl 0 #14 April 19, 2005 Quote simmering in succulent juices.... "And what about you bachelor number 3... How would you cook me?" The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 April 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteMix her with mayonnaise and dill pickle relish and serve in a sandwich with lettuce & cheese. Dude, seriously... I'm worried about you man. OK, I'll go with nigiri style and just have her raw over rice. What, you prefer your tuna blackened? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #16 April 19, 2005 "It's a cookbook! A cookbook!"I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 April 19, 2005 I would think girl tastes best raw with a little vegetable oil dribbled on top. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 April 19, 2005 Steamed. Clears the pores and makes the skin nice and soft."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #19 April 19, 2005 QuoteSteamed. Clears the pores and makes the skin nice and soft. It might clear the pores at first but then all that sausage and hollandais sauce clogs them right back up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 April 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteSteamed. Clears the pores and makes the skin nice and soft. It might clear the pores at first but then all that sausage ... clogs them right back up. I don't think the pores are what's getting clogged up by the sausage... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 April 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteSteamed. Clears the pores and makes the skin nice and soft. It might clear the pores at first but then all that sausage ... clogs them right back up. I don't think the pores are what's getting clogged up by the sausage... Well something sure is! At least I hope it is! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #22 April 19, 2005 50,000 battered women, and I've been eating mine plain Where's the tempura batter? Edit to add: this reminds me of that joke. I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #23 April 20, 2005 Surely they are best served medium hot - covered in chocolate icecream and whipped cream? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
