brits17 0 #1 April 21, 2005 So, has this happened to anyone else or is just me? I was mindin my own at a stop light yesterday morning singin along to the radio, windows down in my truck. When all of a sudden, a big plop lands on my left leg. I screamed briefly, I mean what the hell...? I realize a bird had done a flyby (left to right pattern) and nailed his shit missle perfectly on my lap. After laughin and cleanin that shit up, I put my left hand back on the steering wheel and wouldn't ya know, big line of white gooey residue. Yes my friends, more bird poo. Had to go the whole day with a big crap stain (half brown/half white) on my jeans, I just said I was startin my own trend. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #2 April 21, 2005 lol! Nope, can't say that's ever happened to me. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #3 April 21, 2005 A bird crapped on my GF's head once. Lucky she had her hood up. She looked at me and said, "there's something on my head, isn't there?" Fuckin classic! Ohh and sorry about the shit missle. Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 April 21, 2005 As they say shit happens!!!!....if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 April 21, 2005 Close... I was walking around Green Lake here in Seattle one gorgeous spring day a couple years ago. I passed by a mother duck with about five or six baby ducks paddling furiously behind me. I was all caught up in the whole beauty of spring/circle of life stuff when a bird strafes me and leaves a nice huge streak of shit on my arm. I just wiped it off, though, and didn't start any fashion trends. And I've never been bit by a penguin."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #6 April 21, 2005 Ha! That's hilarious I also got bombed on the shirt while leaning over a putt for par in a golf tournament once. That was pretty funny too. My playin partners and I laughed it up, and then fortunately I sank the putt. I'm like a fun target for them or something. Come to think of it, if I were a bird I'd have a blast playin that game. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 April 21, 2005 I don't think it's fair that birds can poop on you while in flight. I don't shit while I'm walking down the street, so they shouldn't be allowed to fly overhead & strafe people either. I'm going to write a letter to Whomever is responsible. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #8 April 21, 2005 I do have a friend who crapped himself on a jump once, so maybe it has to do with being in the air. Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 April 21, 2005 The only bird that crapped on me was a Macaw and maybe a parakeet. Your story is much better. Another time, I was handling my friend Stefano's Boa Constricter his girlfriend was taking a picture just as I felt a big warm wet ooz run down my front. Oh man that shit stunk!!! The picture showed a smile on my face and the excrement just as it was leaving the snake. I stripped quickly and dropped my clothes in the washer on the way to the shower.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #10 April 21, 2005 Ohh yeah My GF's parrot used to shit on her pillow when he got angry at her. That could be worse than a steering wheel. Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #11 April 21, 2005 wow u got nailed twice! now I think u got a conspiricy theory going... I got hit once when I was in middle school, riding my bike to school, and blam right on the forhead, and top of the head. I was like 12, so I couldnt go to school like that so I went home, and got all pissed off haha---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 April 21, 2005 That sucks dude! But it's funny. Before I moved up to San Francisco we used to come up here for vacations and once we were at Fisherman's warf standing on the sidewalk drinking beer and eating cracked crab with our hands and a bird shat right on my friends crab. He was heartbroken. I was OTFLMAO! The guy that sold him the crab gave him another one though. That was pretty nice of them. Course he probably just washed the poopy one off and re-served it. DOH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #13 April 22, 2005 okay, this is weird... I was wondering if shat was a real word. Well it's not in my websters dictionary - but neither is shit!!! what up?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #14 April 22, 2005 do u really think GFD would MAKE up a word? pfft! and yes I think it is... edited to add : Shat - A past tense and a past participle of shit. welp theres the proof---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K763 0 #15 April 22, 2005 I think I've got you beat... My husband (at the time) and I were on Balboa Island watching the Christmas Boat Parade with his dad and step mom. We were happily standing near some palm trees, watching the pretty boats, when all of a sudden I felt this HUGE wet goo strike me on the head, then slowly start running down my scalp under my hair. At first I thought someone at the balcony bar behind us had thrown something, so I looked that way, only to see the balcony was deserted. Then we heard the rustling over our heads and carefully looked up.... Greg tried to wipe as much off my shoulder, arm, and back that he could, but he couldn't do too much about all the shit in my hair. We left the parade early and I stuck my head into the bathtub at the folk's house. Pelicans can sure shit a lot! Peace, K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #16 April 22, 2005 A couple of years ago, I went out to my backyard to check on some stuff, and I had a bird poop right on my frackin' head!!! My wife, Selina, almost passed out from laughing so hard... her laughter wasn't out of spite, it was in reaction to the look of utter disbelief and consternation on my face... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #17 April 22, 2005 I live with 3 birds, there is shit everywhere!! and it only gets cleaned up maybe once a week. These birds have free roam of the house so it gets over everything. ewewewwww. I feel your pain (stains) HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #18 April 22, 2005 and u do that why?---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #19 April 22, 2005 Hi Brits Nice subject. Promise not to tell anyone While dirt diving a Z-hills without a hat a cold splat on top of my bare head WTF was that Bird shit! At least it was cool by the time it hit. We were told it's a sign of good luck Last couple of weeks we've been having momentary electrical blackouts. The PUD is blaming it on Bird Poo. Forgot the type of bird but it's poo is supposed to be some long stringy shit shorting out the wires. Shit happens R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 April 22, 2005 I was on a date once, and we pulled in to a parking lot of a restaurant, couldnt believe the rock star parking we got at that place... (Didnt notice it was under a billboard.) Came back out and his (black) car was COVERED in bird shit! We had to go straight to a car wash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #21 April 22, 2005 sorry but that shit'z funny as hellI better get your sympathy laughs when I'm bitchin about stink bugs and mosquitos in Florida this summer _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 April 22, 2005 Does anybody remember the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" singer Cyndi Lauper getting a mouthful of birdshit while singing a high note with her head tilted back in an outdoor concert?? Freaking hilarious and gross at the same time! I remember one day I arrived at the DZ early, nobody else was there. I look out my driver's side window (rolled up) and see a small bird flying directly toward my car about 6 feet off the ground. Just at the right moment, he lets loose his shit bomb, which then splats my window dead-center! I was quite amazed! Damn birds! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 April 22, 2005 QuoteDoes anybody remember the "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" singer (can't remember her name) getting a mouthful of birdshit while singing a high note with her head tilted back in an outdoor concert?? Freaking hilarious and gross at the same time! I remember one day I arrived at the DZ early, nobody else was there. I look out my driver's side window (rolled up) and see a small bird flying directly toward my car about 6 feet off the ground. Just at the right moment, he lets loose his shit bomb, which then splats my window dead-center! I was quite amazed! Damn birds! yah..and you're clairvoyant (*sp?) and can read the lil bird brain minds..or should I say "read their lil beaks" nah really...I love it when birds fly near my car as sometimes they are my grandma's messenger to let me know she's still with me in spirit. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #24 April 22, 2005 LOL, man all you folks who are now officially 'shitheads' without being jerks are crackin me up. Chaos, I've got a pic on my friends phone that captures an image of my truck about a month ago. I parked under a bare tree (at my house nonetheless) and lo and behold, the next morning I walk outside and find its a new shade of brown. I didn't have time to go through a car wash, so I got the strangest looks all day long while drivin down the road. I go through a car wash the next day (twice) and not a week later, the army bird bombers nailed my shiny white truck again. HAH, couldn't believe it. I'll have my buddy send me the pic and I'll upload. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 April 22, 2005 LMAO!! Sorry it happened, but still funny as hell!! Here's mine - San Antonio zoo, shortly after getting married. Get shit-bombed all over my shirt. There were some tourist filming and the husband starts going on about how "everyone is gonna love seeing that guy get shit on"..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
