airgord 1 #1 December 3, 2003 I was told the other day that the old contraceptive sponge had an 80% failure rate, at first I nearly had a heart attack, I had an old girlfriend who used them regularly and if it had failed I'd be roped to her forever, then I had another revelation, quite a few of you on DZ.com are probably "sponge babies", and that Sponge Bob was probably created by the guy that invented the contraceptive sponge as a way to thumb his nose at society for his failure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 December 3, 2003 . . .And you are bored . . . and almost to dream land.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 December 3, 2003 Umm....Gordo....you gonna share those pills you're obviously taking.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #4 December 3, 2003 Sorry Sunny, none to share, this is the product of extreme boredom, beautiful days and no work for weeks. craaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #5 December 3, 2003 ummm There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #6 December 3, 2003 ..........and why aren't you working instead of surfing the forums.....hmm????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 December 3, 2003 QuoteI was told the other day that the old contraceptive sponge had an 80% failure rate 80%? Yeah, I'd believe that. Good thing I didn't rely on it.... oh wait. I did. Doh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #8 December 3, 2003 Yes, I'm not very reliable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 December 3, 2003 The sponge is too much of a hassle. You gotta decide who's spongeworthy and all.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #10 December 3, 2003 QuoteThe sponge is too much of a hassle. You gotta decide who's spongeworthy and all.... *lol* god i wonder how many people get that :) btw, these pretzels are making me thirsty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #11 December 3, 2003 you know Sunshine, you might not be if it weren't for a sponge............................. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 3, 2003 Quoteyou know Sunshine, you might not be if it weren't for a sponge.... Sponge had nothing to do with me. Though my momma got pregnant with my sissy even though they were using a condom. And the doctor did recommend to my momma to have an abortion while she was preggy with me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #13 December 3, 2003 ...........as far as you know. Maybe she only "told" you that you were not a sponge baby, you are about the right age to be a "sponge baby". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 December 3, 2003 Quotelol* god i wonder how many people get that :) Seinfeld, right?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #15 December 3, 2003 My doctor told me to consider having an abortion too, while I was pregnant with Megan, because I got pregnant with her while taking Ortho Tri Cyclin (sp?). I actually did not know I was pregnant until I was 5 months along... I was taking the pill for two years with out a period the whole time...The only thing that made me ask the doctor was because I was staying sick for so long and I was gaining a bit of weight... I however, never looked pregnant until I was 7 months, then boom there was a big belly... I am so happy that I kept her and nothing was wrong... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #16 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteThe sponge is too much of a hassle. You gotta decide who's spongeworthy and all.... *lol* god i wonder how many people get that :) btw, these pretzels are making me thirsty! I get it _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #17 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteyou know Sunshine, you might not be if it weren't for a sponge.... Sponge had nothing to do with me. Though my momma got pregnant with my sissy even though they were using a condom. And the doctor did recommend to my momma to have an abortion while she was preggy with me. My Daddy tole me da best part a me runnded down his leg. Seriously. He actually said that. Straight faced. Then I broke his nose. We've since made up. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 December 4, 2003 I'm not a sponge baby. I'm a 'Happy-New-Year-Man-Did-We-Have-A-Good-Time' baby. The sick part is that I figured that out 6 years ago... I go to my doc to confirm my pregnancy, and I know EXACTLY the date of 'conception'...we were trying to do the ole' rhythm method of having sex on certain days, but a 'no sex' day fell on New Year's Eve; killed 2 bottles, oopsy, and "Voila!"...my doc says, "So you'll be due on September 21st" and I'm all, "Cool! On my birthday!!" -that's when the realization of how my mom...and my dad....EWWWWW!!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpjumps 0 #19 December 4, 2003 EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! I am pretty sure my parents NEVER did that. But I was at my grandparents house one night. They were in their 80's I was about 20 and my Nana had been really sick so I stayed at their house to help out. After washing my hands I walk back into my grandparents room and squirt some lotion on my hands. Being really young and not too bright I asked my Nana what kind of lotion it was cause it was the worst hand lotion I'd ever used. She laughed and said "Your grandpa get in these moods..." About this time I pick it up and read the bottle...It's KY... DOUBLE EWWWWWWWW!Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 December 4, 2003 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #21 April 22, 2005 QuoteThe sponge is too much of a hassle. You gotta decide who's spongeworthy and all.... Well, now you won't have to decide. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050422/ap_on_bi_ge/fda_contraceptive_8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 April 22, 2005 Sponge Bob is gay, right? so he doesn't have to worry about contraception. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
