The Lone Ranger

[boinky 0]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[Slappie 9]

I'm offended.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[boinky 0]

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I'm offended.

Hey, I remember this thread...

"I'm offended that YOU'RE offended!!!"

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[jumper03 0]

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I'm offended.

If you're indian, then I'm half botswanan.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[DTOXX 0]

Maybe Slappie is "dumber than buffalo shit" and is offended by the comparison to the Lone Ranger.

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[Rebecca 0]

can't he be offended on behalf of Native Americans everywhere?

I'm offended that you're not offended for them too!



I think I just offended myself.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[AggieDave 6]

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I think I just offended myself.

Shouldn't you do that in the privacy of your own home, instead of out here on the internet for everyone to see...and whats worst, is the lack of pictures.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Rebecca 0]

You want pictures of me farting?


Whatever floats your boat, dude...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[yardhippie 0]

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You want pictures of me farting?


Whatever floats your boat, dude...

I thinks I just threw up a little.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Rebecca 0]

I was just kidding! I'm out of gas.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[yardhippie 0]

ill bet youre a hoot on the ride to altitude...
or should I say poot?

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Rebecca 0]

Nah, my little toots get lost in the cloud of noxiousness spewing from the big boy's butts.

So, enough about that... how 'bout them Astros?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[GeordieSkydiver 0]

Buffalo shit offends me.

Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
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