1337 LOTR

[Cornholio 0]

Just when you think you've seen it all.
Some will find this extremely humorous, others will be scratching their heads, going "WTF ?? "

At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses
the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a
chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then
skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its
head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by
a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting
to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the
balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and
causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with
its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with
Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of
my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz
and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and
confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat.
Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[Conundrum 1]

omg hahaha

[DrunkMonkey 0]

It's sad how wrapped up in dumb shit people get when they are not getting laid...

[Rebecca 0]

OMFG!! That was hilarious!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Slappie 9]

OMG!! Corn I've seen CounterStrike servers with conversations JUST LIKE THAT!!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[BillyVance 35]

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It's sad how wrapped up in dumb shit people get when they are not getting laid...

Ditto!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SpeedRacer 1]

OK, I could enjoy this a lot more if I had a few things translated.

What is:

sif
pwn or pwned
PH34r
teh

Speed Racer
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[Slappie 9]

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OK, I could enjoy this a lot more if I had a few things translated.

What is:

sif
pwn or pwned
PH34r
teh

sif = as if
pwn = own - owned
ph34r = fear
teh = the

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[SkiD_PL8 0]

Bwahaha! Much appreciated, I wasted a good amount of time reading that.

Greenie in training.

[mailin 0]

bah....

its real l33+ if you can read it



Jen

Arianna Frances

[SkyDaemon 0]

I thought I'd shed a little light on what this is, why it's kind of funny, and where it came from...

Back in the day, I got 1337h4x0r.com, as a test domain for hosting experiments, DNS tests, etc. Although I've had more people ask for forwarding addresses/aliases there than you'd ever imagine. The entire concept of "1337 speak" came from foiling old filters on usenet. The word "hacker" would trigger a filter on the system, while h4kk3r would slip through. It's still a trick used by spammers who put spaces and other characters into spam to confound spam filters. It's a relatively easy but effective trick as writing regexs (regular expression (pattern matching)) to catch them can be quite difficult.

The 0wned, ownz, vocabularly mostly came out of dorky little teenager who defined their ego and themselves by their ability to break other people's systems. (before they grew up and matured... of course.
The concept of computer security became more and more important as vulnerabilities were discovered and these scripts became more accessible, and more and more script kiddies started popping up. System Administrators (the people who run servers) needed a tool which would tell them if they were vulnerable to the common attack. One of the first popular tools was called "SATAN" (System Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks) and it essentially would "attack" your network and let you know what servers were vulnerable, in what way, and what the fixes were. Since then, computer security is now a science unto itself.

The concept of "leet speak" these days is mostly an affectation to appear to be one of the 'cool' kids, although most serious system administrators, and computer security specialists consider people who talk/type that way to be extremely lame. (well except the extreme nerds who lost touch with reality a long time ago... a few of them may hold onto that style of speaking.)

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[flyingferret 0]

Yeah like drinking, being frat boys, and saying extreme a lot, and posting on dropzone.

Give the nerds a break. This is relatively funny, just like a conversation filled with skydiving vocab is to us.

Besides, most hardcore RP or MORPG games i know get laid by their wives or gfs that play too.

Different strokes for different folks, there is a lot that is a time waste depending on how you look at it. THis post probably was.

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[Slappie 9]

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Besides, most hardcore RP or MORPG games i know get laid by their wives or gfs that play too.

Someone who understands!!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[flyingferret 0]

Well said, most of these days talk/type it for humor, just liek engrish.
And nice comment on the vocab of cr/hacker. Most skydivers with any gear knowledge are hackers. I hack my harley, vw, cameras, computer, etc. It is the endless desire to understand and tweak. Hack life.

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[SkyDaemon 0]

Thanks :-)

I've always had an innate curiosity to understand things at a conceptual as well as practical level, and I've enjoyed the hacker mentality for a long time. I'll tell my lover that I 'overclocked' the water heater, or 'upgraded' the hot tub (it can take 500 gallons of water from 60degrees to 90 in two hours!) or 'tweaked' the car engine ;-) Understanding the concept of systems and the relationship between multiple moving parts and the functions they perform allows the hacker to make modifications. Now bear in mind these are the kind of people who have a lot of 'projects'... sometimes sprawled out on the dining room table... and in the middle of the project sometimes the buttons don't quite work like one would expect, and sometimes small explosions are considered a 'success'. Phrases such as "YES! It doesn't work in a completely different way!" are exclaimations of excitement. "Well that didn't work", is an optimistic view of a 'setback' which is synonmous with "back to the drawing board". But it's a great way to live... well it is for me

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[Zenister 0]

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"YES! It doesn't work in a completely different way!" are exclaimations of excitement.

been hanging around our labs lately??

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[SkyDaemon 0]

Zen,

Nope, can't say I've been to your labs... is that an invitation? :-) I haven't seen you since TF almost two years ago. (Wait... we may have crossed paths in Moab) How've you been?

Engineering mentality is a great thing, when you understand it. I think the rest of the world views it... with little patience. ;-)

-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[flyingferret 0]

Yeah...I have a case mod never finished. Started in 01 when noone was doing it. Had a panel laser cut, used a parallel LCD to scroll winamp ID3s, had a sound sensitive neon, airbrushed, and my favorite....hand replaced blue LEDs in my floppy, DVD, and CDRW drives. But as I graduated there was a lot more important stuff, and then everyone decided we were cool and started with creative case mods. Well...it is still half finished like a hulking frankenstein case.

Aggiedave and I and another of our inseperable trio used to hack all kinda of stuff, electronics, paintball guns, etc.

Now most of mine is confined to my PC, my car, and my bike. But without fail everytime I get into a hobby the learning curve is straight up, and then I can fiddle, add, mod, etc. I never just 'do' anything it seems.

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[SkyDaemon 0]

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But without fail everytime I get into a hobby the learning curve is straight up, and then I can fiddle, add, mod, etc. I never just 'do' anything it seems.

You and me both man...
-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[flyingferret 0]

Yeah, we were all in a pic thread dave posted a long time ago...about now and then.
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=36033;

We used to build some cool crap. Now I am a CIS Analyst by trade, but run a helpdesk, Curtis is a EET who works with me, and Dave is a tinkering, welding, tandem master fool. It is actually a half decent start to a Junkyard wars team.

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[SkyDaemon 0]

That's a cool picture! :-)

I'm a FreeBSD (as if that wasn't obvious) System Administrator and E-commerce programmer for an e-commerce company. I keep the data center running, and keep the flagship product running. We've developed some pretty cool architecture for how we run things, and I'm really into it (I should be since I designed and developed a lot of it ;-)

I spend most of my free time (well, the time I have) working on the house and it's projects, BASE jumping, and throw in an occasional skydive for good measure.

Heheh, getting hackers from all walks of life together is definitely the start of a junkyard wars team... there's an example of hackers with a multitude of skills. ;-)

-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[Guest]

hehehe

mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[SpeedRacer 1]

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**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting
to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the
balrog

actually at this point in the story, it was goblins, not orks. The little skeebily guys that crawl down the pillars, then crawl back up when the balrog comes are goblins. Later the goblins are shooting arrows at them as they cross the stone stairs being chased by the balrog.

Speed Racer
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[turtlespeed 226]

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OMFG!! That was hilarious!!

What's worse is that you READ THE WHOLE THING

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

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Yeah like drinking, being frat boys, and saying extreme a lot, and posting on dropzone.

Give the nerds a break. This is relatively funny, just like a conversation filled with skydiving vocab is to us.

Besides, most hardcore RP or MORPG games i know get laid by their wives or gfs that play too.

Different strokes for different folks, there is a lot that is a time waste depending on how you look at it. THis post probably was.

/signed!

And to add to what you were saying ferret - there is just something fun about getting your system to run 2% faster!

btw corn - damn funny post. where did you find that 1337 version? let me guess you were looking for hobbit pr0n weren't you?

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