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Anybody fancy a renting a dildo? NSFW

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couldn't someone just rent the whole man? Some of us are pretty cheap & user-friendly.
;)



In a perfect world, that would be awesome! I know I like my toys, cuz
1) they only want it when I do
2) when I'm done, I throw them in a box and I aint got to deal with them til I want it again
3) they dont argue, or cheat on you
4)they dont abuse you in anyway

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Oh... My... God! How much fun could you people have with this inflatable doll at the halloween boogie???? :D:D:D:D

I pulled it off that rent-a-dildo site... :D
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couldn't someone just rent the whole man? Some of us are pretty cheap & user-friendly.
;)



It probably falls under the same thought that I read about hiring hookers-You don't pay them to come over, you pay them to leave quietly.
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Where are the gasoline-powered ones? ROAR! :S:D

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In a perfect world, that would be awesome! I know I like my toys, cuz
1) they only want it when I do
2) when I'm done, I throw them in a box and I aint got to deal with them til I want it again
3) they dont argue, or cheat on you
4)they dont abuse you in anyway



Well, we'd have to negotiate on the box part, but everything else works for me ;)

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