boinky 0 #1 April 23, 2005 Let's see how dirty your mind is. I'm going to give you the questions, let you give your answers and then come back later and give you the CORRECT answers! Good luck! 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 April 23, 2005 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? teats 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? shit 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? cunt 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. cock 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? piss 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. pussy 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. bride 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. dick 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. dick 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement? fuck *edit* There, better? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 April 23, 2005 DUDE you have been overseas WAAAAAAYYYY to long Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 April 23, 2005 QuoteDUDE you have been overseas WAAAAAAYYYY to long Yeah I have.... the bad part is that I *WAS* gonna do both "good" and "bad" answers... then I changed my mind and went back and took the bad answers out.... lolMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 April 23, 2005 [B]PARTY POOPER!!!!! YOU, of all people, I thought would play along and give me the dirty answers. I KNOW how YOUR mind works! #10 isn't the answer I have, but it works. GOOD JOB!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 April 23, 2005 Quote[B]PARTY POOPER!!!!! YOU, of all people, I thought would play along and give me the dirty answers. I KNOW how YOUR mind works! #10 isn't the answer I have, but it works. GOOD JOB!!! Want me to go back and put bad answers in? LOLMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 April 23, 2005 QuoteWant me to go back and put bad answers in? Ummmm...thank you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 April 23, 2005 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? Stomachs, legs, tits, Redneck sex partners... 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? Pants. For some men, the dog lifts its tail 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Coconut? If you're really gross, "Cyst" 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. Bubble gum? A penis after body modification? 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? Shake hands? Get hit by a car? 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. A tent. 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. A ring? 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. A nose? 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. A feather pen? 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement? Firetruck? Sheep in a "flock?" (gotta put a CLay reference in here somewhere) My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #9 April 23, 2005 Quote9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. A feather pen? uh, how about an arrow? oh, and sitting at home studying for finals while everyone is out jumping really really blows."Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 April 23, 2005 You should of come round last night big game....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 April 23, 2005 *** 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? teats Legs 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? shit Pants 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? cunt Coconut 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. cock Bubble gum 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? piss Shake hands 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. pussy Tent 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. bride Wedding ring 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. dick Nose 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. dick Arrow 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement? fuck FireworkMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #12 April 23, 2005 QuoteLet's see how dirty your mind is. I'm going to give you the questions, let you give your answers and then come back later and give you the CORRECT answers! Good luck! 1. What does a cow have four of that women only have two of? LEGS 2. What does a dog do that a man steps into? PANTS 3. What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? That's definitely CUNT 4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky. CHEWING GUM. Can't be PENIS, 'cause mine comes back out hard still. 5. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? 6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. HUMAN FEMALE in a TENT 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. ??? 8. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good. AIR CONDITIONER 9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. ARROWS 10. What word starts with an "F" and ends in "K" that brings a lot of excitement? FUCK if I know! This was FUN! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
