BillyVance 35 #1 November 10, 2004 This was a riot! - Billy HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT IN 2005 *WOMEN* She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY She has not BEEN AROUND – She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE She is not a SLUT – She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS – She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE – She is a LOW COST PROVIDER *MEN* He does not have a BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a BAD DANCER – He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME – He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING – He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER – He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK – He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like A TOTAL ASS – He develops a case of CRANIAL RECTAL INVERSION He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG – He has SWINE EMPATHY He is not AFRAID OF COMMITMENT – He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED He is not HORNY – He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED It’s not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants – It’s his MALE CLEAVAGE! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 November 10, 2004 Still funny the third time around! <--- clicky you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 April 27, 2005 Did a search and most have been seen before but this one appears new... 11 . He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
