TheAnvil 0 #1 April 26, 2005 Holy schneikes! Clicky disgusting. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 April 26, 2005 Whoa. Hence the reason I've always thought Alabama is one step below Georgia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 26, 2005 That was disgusting all right, but hey, it's in rural Alabama, so whaddaya expect? ++++++++++++++++ TRAFFORD, Ala. (AP) — A brother and sister were arrested on felony incest charges after the man's wife called sheriff's deputies, who allegedly caught the siblings having sex. Ronald Stewart Howze, 44, of Trafford, and Lori Ann Rotton, 41, of Smyrna, Ga., were arrested around midnight on April 7, said Jefferson County sheriff's spokesman Randy Christian. They remain jailed Wednesday with bond set at $50,000 each. If convicted, Howze and Rotton could each be sentenced to 10 years in prison. Authorities said Howze's wife believed her husband and his sister were having sex so she called deputies. The wife let the officer into their trailer home, and the deputy saw the siblings having sex in a bedroom, Christian said. The officer had to twice tell the couple to stop, and the officer's report quoted the man as saying "I guess I'm going to jail" after they finally complied, according to Christian. Both brother and sister had been drinking, and Rotton was initially taken to a hospital because she appeared so intoxicated, Christian said. The man told the officer he wanted to "go out crazy" after being diagnosed with cancer, The Birmingham News reported Wednesday. Tommy McFarland, an attorney representing Howze, said his client told him he could not remember what happened. Howze said he suffers from seizures and asked to see a psychiatrist, according to McFarland. Rotton is set to make her first court appearance Thursday."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalle 0 #4 April 26, 2005 two words come to mind, @@c@ing Gross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 26, 2005 QuoteWhoa. Hence the reason I've always thought Alabama is one step below Georgia. Hold on there... the sister is from Georgia... Them north Georgian mountain folks ain't much better... Maybe you Georgia folks say "thank God for Alabama, or we'd be dead last" Alabama folks say "Thank God for Mississippi, or we'd be dead last" Mississippi folks say "Thank God for Louisiana, or we'd be dead last" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 26, 2005 I think Arkansas belongs at the bottom of that list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 April 26, 2005 QuoteI think Arkansas belongs at the bottom of that list. Y'know, you're probably right! Old joke I saw years ago about Arkansas language/spelling... M R snakes No they're not S they R, C M beady I's L I'll B, M R snakes... Now tell me in plain English, what the hell did I just say?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 April 26, 2005 I know that one, but I learned it with ducks instead of snakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 April 26, 2005 QuoteI know that one, but I learned it with ducks instead of snakes. Yep, ducks were one of three stanzas in the joke. Ducks, Snakes, and one other thing that I can't remember. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 April 26, 2005 Oh, yeah, it was "eady beady wangs", instead of "i's". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 April 26, 2005 Oh, and I learned it this way: M R ducks M R not ducks O S A R C D eady beady wangs L I B . . . M R ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 April 26, 2005 Translation Them Are Snakes No they're not Yes they are, see them beady eyes Well I'll be, them are snakes. I would rephrase it a bit more but I am just getting up and am kind of cranky. And dont even ask me to sign it for you I grew up in FL and had to decipher some dumb as dirt and proud of it relatives at the fish camps every summer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #13 April 26, 2005 You know, on the one hand I think its creepy and gross BUT they're not children, they are consenting adults. Its still gross and technically illegal, but criminal charges? I mean, aren't there drug dealers, murderers and child molesters to deal with? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #14 April 26, 2005 Arkansas is the reason all the trees in Tennessee lean west. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #15 April 26, 2005 Interesting. Most folks instinctively know that incest is wrong. I didnt realize it was actually a criminal offense even if the parties involved are both above the age of consent. True, its gross, but should it really be a crime to nail your sibling?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 April 26, 2005 I was having a conversation with someone else about that, and we don't get it either. I mean, 10 years in prison? And didn't anyone see that episode of Springer with the guy who had sex with his mom? Bleccccccchhhhh, granted, but they went on national television about it, and no one went to jail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 April 26, 2005 Oh, come on, folks. They are two consenting adults and are not hurting anybody. I'd have thought we've come further as a society than to pick on two consenting adults engaged in a private matter. I wonder if the cops let them finish... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #18 April 27, 2005 Lol...incest is ok, I guess, as long as it's kept in the family, hehehe. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #19 April 27, 2005 I'm thinkin capital punishment for this one. BRING BACK CRUCIFICATIONS!!!! gross...but who cares. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #20 April 27, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHAHA... That's really not helping the southern stereotype Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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RoadRash 0 #22 April 27, 2005 Vinny, I absolutely adore you...but that is freakin' disgusting...... ...::shiver::......Well, that's one way to go out with a bang......bleh... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 April 27, 2005 I think, if you look real hard, this type of thing isn't confined to the back-woods, deep South or the Ozarks. In any case, it's still wrong! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #24 April 27, 2005 QuoteI think, if you look real hard, I don't wanna. where's that f'in pukey icon I keep askin' for? Bleh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think, if you look real hard, I don't wanna. where's that f'in pukey icon I keep askin' for? Bleh. _________________________ M'am, I damn sure don't wanna! It's just so wrong. where IS that f'in pukey icon... I'm filin' a complaint with the greenies... we need a pukey icon! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
