ChrisL 2 #1 April 27, 2005 A Brontosaurus is very very thin at one end, very very big in the middle, and thin again at the other end.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 April 27, 2005 QuoteA Brontosaurus is very very thin at one end, very very big in the middle, and thin again at the other end. Quote That's POOP! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 April 27, 2005 The theory of the "cocky" bastard: You can always tell which guy in the room has the smallest penis, because he is very obviously the most falsley self-assured (and typically most obnoxious) person there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #4 April 27, 2005 QuoteThe theory of the "cocky" bastard: You can always tell which guy in the room has the smallest penis, because he is very obviously the most falsley self-assured (and typically most obnoxious) person there. How would you know if his self-assuredness is false without asking him to show his penis to everyone?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 April 27, 2005 Just go with the "most obnoxious", then. It's a pretty good guide. In my experience, men with big penises don't have the same cocky, brash, irritating, over-the-top personalities as men with small penises. They're contect just to sit back and wait for the ladies to find their "hidden treasure". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #6 April 27, 2005 QuoteJust go with the "most obnoxious", then. It's a pretty good guide. In my experience, men with big penises don't have the same cocky, brash, irritating, over-the-top personalities as men with small penises. They're contect just to sit back and wait for the ladies to find their "hidden treasure". Hmmmm. I dont have any experience at all that relates to comparing penis size with personality types, but I think its probably safe to say that you might be overgeneralizing a touch I'll bet theres a lot of guys out there that are jerks BECAUSE they have big penises!__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #7 April 27, 2005 QuoteJust go with the "most obnoxious", then. It's a pretty good guide. In my experience, men with big penises don't have the same cocky, brash, irritating, over-the-top personalities as men with small penises. They're contect just to sit back and wait for the ladies to find their "hidden treasure". Oh I don't know Kel. I don't think that holds true at all. I mean, I can be very obnoxious at times. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 April 27, 2005 What about the obnoxious guy who runs around exclaiming and complaining about his tiny dick? You just don't know what to think! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 April 27, 2005 That's a good point . . . I just haven't met any of THOSE guys, though. And of course I'm overgeneralizing. It was supposed to be funny, mostly, but it's also funny that when I reflect upon personal experience, it also seems to be true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 April 27, 2005 QuoteOh I don't know Kel. I don't think that holds true at all. I mean, I can be very obnoxious at times. Well, at least we can still have our freefly team. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 April 27, 2005 I wanna meet that guy! Oh, and big hands and big feet mean NOTHING. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #12 April 27, 2005 Quote Well, at least we can still have our freefly team. Said it before and I'll say it again: I love it when you type dirty to me My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 April 27, 2005 Just think of what we have missed... the Flinstones got Brontosaurus burgers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 April 27, 2005 QuoteI wanna meet that guy! Oh, and big hands and big feet mean NOTHING. Neither does height - short in stature does not = short everywhere. Reverse is true too... Oh, and that guy's married to a very happy lady... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #15 April 27, 2005 QuoteThat's a good point . . . I just haven't met any of THOSE guys, though. And of course I'm overgeneralizing. It was supposed to be funny, mostly, but it's also funny that when I reflect upon personal experience, it also seems to be true. I wonder if the brontosaurus theory can be merged with the penis theory. Hmmmm. An obnoxious Brontosaurus will always have a very very large penis at one end and very thin at the other end, while a quiet self effacing Bronto will have a very very large penis at both ends.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 April 27, 2005 Hmmmm . . . sorta like a giant, double-ended dildo! Those prehistoric lesbian strippers probably really knew how to entertain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #17 April 27, 2005 QuoteHmmmm . . . sorta like a giant, double-ended dildo! Those prehistoric lesbian strippers probably really knew how to entertain. And which Bronto's to pay particular attention to __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
