boinky 0 #1 April 28, 2005 - You kiss your girlfriend's home page. - Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. - You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. - You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. - Your dreams are in HTML. - You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. - You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au." - You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. - All of your friends have @ in their names. - Your dog has its own webpage. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. - You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger. - You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK...We all have done this one) - Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. - You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. - You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. - You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have. - You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. - You double click your TV remote.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #2 April 28, 2005 - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. OMG, that hits way too close to the mark for me. I found a hand held laser module that can pop balloons and light matches from a search like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 April 28, 2005 QuoteYour bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom [raises hand] QuoteYou refer to going to the bathroom as downloading Yeah, that or "dropping the kids off at the pool". How about, you can speed type markup tags? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 April 28, 2005 - Your F1 key takes you straight to the Bon Fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 April 28, 2005 How about this - I only just bought myself a DVD player after all this time. And only then because it plays DivX! Before then I simply hooked my TV into the home network and played movies straight off the PC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #6 April 28, 2005 QuoteYou refer to going to the bathroom as downloading Yeah, that or "dropping the kids off at the pool". How about, you can speed type markup tags? I always say I'm going to see a man (John) about a horse (big and brown) Thanks, you've been a great audience, I'm here all week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
