Slappie 9 #1 April 28, 2005 No seriously ZOMBIES are coming!! BBC Cambodia Quote There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. I'm freaked out too "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 28, 2005 braaaaiiiiinnsssss! but seriously... kinda spooky.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #3 April 28, 2005 Great.....Night of the Living Dead for real....I got three stupid phobias: Spiders, Sharks and Zombies. I was comforted by the facts that my odds of getting bitten in hal;f by a Great White in Illinois were pretty slim, that there are no Aussie Funnel Web Spiders here and that if Zombies were attacking all I had to do was turn opff the TV....so much for that. Whats next Great Whites in Lake Michigan?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 April 28, 2005 Quotebraaaaiiiiinnsssss! but seriously... kinda spooky. Whhhhaaaaaaattttttt?????? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 April 28, 2005 That is fucked up. They are bitten, ALL die within two days, and THEN they start acting violently!?!?? Wow. I'm quite glad that things like this rarely seem to happen anywhere near where I live. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 28, 2005 Are you for real? And to think, last night Casie, Pyke and I were watching Shaun of the Dead! (Good movie, btw). Can you shoot them in the head to stop them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 April 28, 2005 that is soooooo cool. /starts stockpiling weapons Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 April 28, 2005 Maybe the heart... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 April 28, 2005 I think he wants to eat you..... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MWGemini 0 #10 April 28, 2005 I'm sorry, but I've got to call BS on this one. Look at the IP on the link. For all we know, it could be somebody hosting it off their own machine as a hoax. I'll believe it when I see it on CNN and other sites. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 April 28, 2005 Oh no, don't apologize. In this case, hoax=good, for real=bad!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #12 April 28, 2005 QuoteI'm sorry, but I've got to call BS on this one. Look at the IP on the link. For all we know, it could be somebody hosting it off their own machine as a hoax. I'll believe it when I see it on CNN and other sites. Mike Easy to check. IP address is registed to someone in Bolingbrook, IL I like how well its faked up!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuotebraaaaiiiiinnsssss! but seriously... kinda spooky. Whhhhaaaaaaattttttt?????? maybe its just a bad case of pink eye! I hope they dont just go cutting off limbs and heads willy nilly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 April 28, 2005 QuoteNo seriously ZOMBIES are coming!! Well, it IS the Time of the Season.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 April 28, 2005 It's EXTREMELY well done! Bravo to the hoaxers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #16 April 28, 2005 You guy so suck.. You weren't supposed to tell everyone right away. You guys ruined a good time, trying to be the "knowitalls" and prove you are so much better then everyone else. Jeeeeez.. When I saw it first I was freaked out. Then I did some research and found it a hoax. What an awesome hoax though. I've seen some where none of the links worked. All the links work in this one. Even the Printable version link. Only thing is when you click this link it's a completely different story all together. I have to hand it to the hoaxers though, it got me going for a minute or two. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #17 April 28, 2005 Quote(Good movie, btw). God i loved that film! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #18 April 28, 2005 This ONE page seems to be a hoax.... all of the links on this page work because they are REAL BBC pages....so these hoaxters did their homework. Only - once you leave this page - you can't find it again through the "proper" channels! Kudos to them...i wish I understood enough about computers to do this stuff...perhaps I'd actually enjoy my job then!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #19 April 28, 2005 QuoteYou guy so suck.. You weren't supposed to tell everyone right away. You guys ruined a good time, trying to be the "knowitalls" and prove you are so much better then everyone else. Jeeeeez.. agreed. you guys suck remember the other bbc news joke about someone being assassinated.. can't remember who. was it the president or PM for another country Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seejanefall 0 #20 April 28, 2005 QuoteAre you for real? And to think, last night Casie, Pyke and I were watching Shaun of the Dead! (Good movie, btw). Can you shoot them in the head to stop them? I LOVE that movie!! My husband and I keep trying to convince our friends to rent that movie, but not many have taken us up on it, AAARRRRGG!! _____________ PMS #394 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #21 April 28, 2005 I like the bit where he runs over the zombie then backs up to check its ok - cracked me up!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 April 28, 2005 Aw shit! I was really gettin' all weirded-out an' shit! Damned hoaxters! I'm pissed! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #23 April 28, 2005 QuoteI like the bit where he runs over the zombie then backs up to check its ok - cracked me up! I loved the bit where he's hung over and goes down to the store, missing the bloody hand print on the fridge and all the zombies and screaming people on the way! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #24 April 28, 2005 QuoteAnd to think, last night Casie, Pyke and I were watching Shaun of the Dead! (Good movie, btw). "She is soooooo drunk." "He's got an arm off!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #25 April 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd to think, last night Casie, Pyke and I were watching Shaun of the Dead! (Good movie, btw). "She is soooooo drunk." "He's got an arm off!" dubba...dubba...duh...duh...dubba...duh [looks] dubba...dubba...duh...duh...dubba...duh [looks] dubba...dubba...duh...duh...dubba...duh [looks] "geeesh...what a git" "I know - he could've thrown in a "bass", or a "freeze" in there" [walks away] Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
