demoss99 0 #1 April 28, 2005 http://www.leenks.com/link14052.htm Its a "make your own conspiracy theory" wizard!!!! I am not supporting or promoting the site this comes from, in fact I didn't even read the site- just used the goofy theory wizard. But its kinda fun. Plug in some favorite skydiving terms and people and see what you can come up with. Its kinda like "adlibs" when you were a kid. "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #2 April 28, 2005 What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand the right to shit in your own hat you need to realize that everything is controlled by a terrorist group made up of midgets with help from the Boy Scouts of America. The conspiracy first started during Spanish Inquisition in Cuba. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Boston Tea Party. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting in a small room. They want to spank Pope Benedict XXXXXXXXVI and imprison resisters in Wisconsin using RC cars. In order to prepare for this, we all must stand on top of our houses and throw jelly beans at them. Since the media is controlled by Whiney Psychotic Crackheads for Meaningless Rights we should get our information from our beloved Jon Stewart. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #3 April 28, 2005 hahaha you used my tea party QuoteWhat They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand skydiving you need to realize that everything is controlled by a army made up of women with help from bikers. The conspiracy first started during Z-hills holiday boogie in Florida. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the boston tea party. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching their asses. They want to assassinate HH with his red hot fork and imprison resisters in the bermuda triangle using submarines. In order to prepare for this, we all must run. Since the media is controlled by tree huggers we should get our information from hippies. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #4 April 28, 2005 Okay - this was done strictly for fun (you do know how to laugh - don't you??)...and nothing is meant by it....but shit it's funny!! ------------------------------------------------------- What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand business fraud you need to realize that everything is controlled by a 1-800-SKYRIDE made up of assholes with help from idiots. The conspiracy first started during the early 90's in Georgia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Civil War. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their lies!. They want to corral unsuspecting visitors and imprison resisters in ASC using skydiving certificates. In order to prepare for this, we all must cut-away. Since the media is controlled by lunatics we should get our information from other skydivers. Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 April 28, 2005 lol nice one.. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #6 April 29, 2005 Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites