this guy goes skydiving for the first time.....

[f1freak 0]

This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to
her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you
know anything about gas stoves?"

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[heidihagen 0]

i'm guessing you wrote that one yourself? funny! kinda. okay, not really.

i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

[f1freak 0]

yea yea yea....

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh.

A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"

The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[eeneR 3]

Ok that one was bad...

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[f1freak 0]

OH NO....
This is bad....

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[eeneR 3]

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[f1freak 0]

ok sorry....
heres another....


A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[f1freak 0]

one more....

Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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one more....

Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Now that one was good!

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[f1freak 0]

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

You, my friend, should have quit while you were ahead. That one is just awful.

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[gravityizsexy 0]

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You, my friend, should have quit while you were ahead. That one is just awful.

-Jeffrey

lol, Im loving it....

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

[f1freak 0]

come on... it's early
gimme a break....

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running bleep

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[justaflygirl 0]

Trav you are too much...

[f1freak 0]

thank you.... thank you very much....

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE