RoadRash 0
cocheese 0
Well i encouraged this funny nonsense to come back so i want to be in it.
How about Road Rash and I doing some freefall porn ? Ya know, safe sex.
How about Road Rash and I doing some freefall porn ? Ya know, safe sex.
sunshine 2
QuoteGimpy......and all the women
thats all the story needs
Isn't that pretty much what the story was last time?
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
Deuce 1
QuoteQuoteI was in the last porn story, but I had sex with aliens. Can I have a human this time?! Well as close to human as you people can be!
I'll do the aliens this time. Imagine the possibilities! Ohhh I hope aliens have more than one penis.
Gareth's not an alien anymore, but I bet he has a freezer full of them.
sunshine 2
Anyhoo, here's the first chapter i wrote the other night. Been too sick to write much since then.
Robyn was running late to her job at The Vanilla Sky Library when she ran into some crazy guy on the sidewalk in front of the library. He begged her to help look for his lost goggles. Robyn, being the sweet girl she is, said she’d keep an eye out but she really had to get to work. The director of the library, Rosa, was worried about the decline in business. Robyn had a great idea to schedule seminars on various topics throughout the day. Rosa squealed with delight at the idea and tried to give Robyn a big hug. Rosa’s boobs are so big she had trouble reaching Robyn to complete the hug. Instead they just bounced their boobies against each other. Just then a customer named Cocheese walked in. He was in awe of what he was seeing. Two hot chicks pushing their boobs against each other. He went up to the counter and said “hey ladies,” and they turned their attention on the bulge in his pants. As Robyn freed the penis, Rosa brushed her enormous breasts against Cocheese’s face. As Robyn worked the cheesey penis, Rosa decided to take off robyn’s clothes. They continued with a 3way until Cocheese was too exhausted to continue and begged the girls to stop and let him rest.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
Robyn was running late to her job at The Vanilla Sky Library when she ran into some crazy guy on the sidewalk in front of the library. He begged her to help look for his lost goggles. Robyn, being the sweet girl she is, said she’d keep an eye out but she really had to get to work. The director of the library, Rosa, was worried about the decline in business. Robyn had a great idea to schedule seminars on various topics throughout the day. Rosa squealed with delight at the idea and tried to give Robyn a big hug. Rosa’s boobs are so big she had trouble reaching Robyn to complete the hug. Instead they just bounced their boobies against each other. Just then a customer named Cocheese walked in. He was in awe of what he was seeing. Two hot chicks pushing their boobs against each other. He went up to the counter and said “hey ladies,” and they turned their attention on the bulge in his pants. As Robyn freed the penis, Rosa brushed her enormous breasts against Cocheese’s face. As Robyn worked the cheesey penis, Rosa decided to take off robyn’s clothes. They continued with a 3way until Cocheese was too exhausted to continue and begged the girls to stop and let him rest.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
Squeak 17
Count me in but only if it's with LSD & Mouth
(at the same time or solo)
(at the same time or solo
)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
that's it??? come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn, sunny!! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! 
I second that motion! Now git yer ass outta bed, eat a damn sammich and write it up! 
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
QuoteI second that motion! Now git yer ass outta bed, eat a damn sammich and write it up!
Hey leave poor Sunshine alone ya big dirty hippie! She doesn't feel well.
Don't make me come over there and kick your hippie punk ass.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
Sunshine doesn't feel well? I'll kick his ass too. Why not. I feel like kicking someone's ass anyways. It might as well be him.
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.
Wait, is this a wish list of sorts?
~R+R
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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