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Kris

Ugh...food poisoning...

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Did I hear someone say sushi? Don't forget Sunny and my date with you for a sushi dinner in Aug.



Yeehaw!! The "dress up and look somewhat respectablel" date. :)

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Kris, there is a secret signal that you are done barfing from food poisoning.

After about 3 hours, you will feel something sticking halfway down your throat. If you feel this round and hairy thing, swallow quick - it's your asshole. You will have sent everything between it and your teeth up.

That's how you know you are done. ;)

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You poor thing. I've had several incidents of food poisoning and remember it well...like a metal teethed PacMan chewing thru your stomach and the uncontrollable barfing. I feel for ya.[:/]

Get well soon.



So you're sayin' that I was lucky back in college when I got campylobacter from chicken wings, and instead of barfing, all I did was shit blood for a week and a half? [:/] B|

That was freakin' scary. Honestly thought I might be dying.
I shoulda sued the emergency room doctor who pressed on my stomach once or twice and proclaimed, in an Indian accent, "You have a stomach virus. Go home."

A week later, the nurse-practitioner at the University medical center ran TESTS -- imagine that, Mr. $250 emergency room visit doctor -- that found the infection and prescribed antibiotics that cleared it up in two days.

Don't mess around with food poisoning. Go see a doctor if it sticks around.

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I call this payback...

For getting payed to watch pirated DIVX movies all day. :PB|



Fuck you, Rev.:ph34r: We were busy configuring laptops while watching Constantine in 95" glory via the meeting room projector.B|
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Did I hear someone say sushi? Don't forget Sunny and my date with you for a sushi dinner in Aug.



Yeehaw!! The "dress up and look somewhat respectablel" date. :)


Yup, our date with you, the fabulous Mar, and everyone else is still on.B|

Thanks for the well-wishes, everyone. I'm feeling 100% this morning after going to bed early last night.

Sigh...now if the plane wasn't down for repair at the DZ I'd be set.[:/]
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theres a sushi date in august? would this happen to be in the rantoul area? if so... i better come, who else will select the music on the iPod??
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theres a sushi date in august? would this happen to be in the rantoul area? if so... i better come, who else will select the music on the iPod??



Think we can configure a music system to your next golf cart? ;)
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theres a sushi date in august? would this happen to be in the rantoul area? if so... i better come, who else will select the music on the iPod??



I knew you'd be up to it, Macca.

See this thread for details.;)
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